WHO WOULD I HIRE

***** IN RATING THE SEC COACHES ,I TOOK A DIFFERENT APPROACH . I ASKED MYSELF WHO WOULD I HIRE IF THESE WERE THE CANDIDATES .

 I DIDN'T HAVE TO LIKE THE GUY OR HANG OUT WITH HIM . I JUST PICKED THE GUY I FELT WOULD GET THE JOB DONE .

YOU CAN'T HELP BUT BE IMPRESSED BY THE RECORD OF SOME BUT YOU HAVE HAVE TO CONSIDER THE SITUATION

 1. NICK SABAN

NOW ,I DON'T LIKE TEDDY BEAR , THINK HE IS  A TURD BUT HE  DOES PRODUCE . KING OF THE HILL AT THIS TIME .

2. STEVE SPURRIER

HE IS OLD BUT HIS AGE IS EXCEEDED BY HIS EGO .   THE OLD BALL COACH CAN STILL GET HER DONE .

 3. MARK  RICHT

SUPER PERSON WHO HAS CLOCK TROUBLE NOW AND THEN . THE BIG DAWG IS A STEADY HAND AT THE WHEEL .

 4. JAMES FRANKLIN

SHOCKED ? STOP AND THINK WHAT HE HAS DONE AT VANDY . SURE , HE SAYS STUPID THINGS TRYING TO BE FUNNY  BUT BACK TO BACK BOWLS AT VANDERBILT .

  5. BRET BIELEMA

HE WON'T WIN ANY PERSONALITY CONTEST AND CAN OUT - CUSS THE STOOPS  BROTHERS BUT HIS WORK UP NORTH IS IMPRESSIVE .

   6. KEVIN SUMLIN

IS HE A ONE HIT WONDER ? I DON'T THINK SO . GREAT START AT A&M NOW MUST KEEP ON KEEPING ON .

    7. WILL MUSCHAMP

IF BITCHING WAS COACHING WILL  WOULD BE AT THE TOP OF THE LIST .  WILL NEEDS TO GET A GRIP . BEING OUT OF CONTROL DOES NOT HELP HIS TEAM

     8.  LES MILES

I FEEL BAD PUTTING MILES HERE . I FEEL LIKE I CHEATED . TRUTH IS I WOULDN'T HIRE MILES NO -HOW NO- WAY . I MIGHT DO WITHOUT A COACH . GREAT TALENT SAVES HIS SORRY BUTT OVER AND OVER

      9. DAN MULLEN

HAS DONE A GOOD JOB AT STATE BUT EGO AND TEMPER ISSUES ARE IN THE MIX . CAN HE MAINTAIN SEVEN TO EIGHT WINS AT STATE ?  I THINK NOT .

      10 HUGH FREEZE

 BASED ON FIRST YEAR PERFORMANCE AND RECRUITING HUGH SHOULD BE HIGHER . REMEMBER FREEZE CAN SLING SNOT WITH THE BEST OF THEM . IT TAKES A WHILE TO FIND THE WIZARD BEHIND THE CURTAIN .

     11 . GARY PINKEL

 ANOTHER GUY WHO IS AS MUCH FUN AS A PROCTOLOGY EXAM . BUT PINK HAS BEEN PRETTY GOOD FOR A LONG TIME . THE SEC WATER  MAY BE TOO DEEP  FOR PINK  .

      12.   BUTCH JONES

 ANOTHER MANURE SPREADER LIKE HF . WHEN THE WAGON STARTS ROLLING DOWNHILL IT IS HARD TO GET IT STOPPED . THE BIG ORANGE WAGON IS GOING FAST AND OUR MAN JONES IS STANDING IN FRONT OF THE LOAD  GOOD LUCK BUTCH

   13. GUS MALZAHN

IT IS PUT UP OR SHUT UP TIME FOR THE FATHER OF THE HURRY UP OFFENSE . YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO RUN WITH THE BIG DOGS AT AUBURN

   14. MARK STOOPS

THE QUESTION WITH ANY OF THE STOOPS IS CAN THEY COACH AS WELL AS THEY CUSS . I BET MARK FINDS MORE TO CUSS THAN COACH AT KENTUCKY .


KEEP BETWEEN THE DITCHES TILL NEXT TIME !!!!!!