Tuesday, December 25, 2012

BELIVERS OF THE LIE

**** IT IS FUN TO WATCH MEMPHIS TIGER BASKETBALL . TIGER FANS ARE ON FANTASY ISLAND .

THEY BELIEVE THIS LIE; THE TIGERS ARE AN ELITE NATIONAL PROGRAM .
 PLEASE!! THE TEAM HAS BEEN TO THREE FINAL FOURS IN 40 YEARS WITH NO NATIONAL TITLES .

KANSAS , KENTUCKY , DUKE ,UNC , & U-CONN ARE ELITE NATIONAL PROGRAMS NOT MEMPHIS .

I AM NOT SURE UCLA IS AN ELITE PROGRAM ANYMORE , THE BRUINS HAVE WON ONLY ONE CHAMPIONSHIP IN 37 YEARS .

BACK TO MEMPHIS , THE TIGERS ARE A GOOD TEAM IN A BAD CONFERENCE . THERE IS NO WAY MEMPHIS WILL NOT WIN AROUND 23 GAMES .

THE TIGERS DON'T ALWAYS PLAY HARD & SELDOM PLAY SMART . THE PLAYERS DON'T FEAR THE COACH OR PAY MUCH ATTENTION TO JOSH .

THE FANS ALWAYS ARE UNHAPPY BECAUSE THE TIGERS DIDN'T LIVE UP TO THE HYPE .  ON & ON IT GOES .

**** I SAW THIS LIE ON T-SHIRTS AT A BALL GAME ;
HARD WORK BEATS TALENT WHEN TALENT DOESN'T WORK HARD

THIS LIE HAS RUINED MANY A YOUNG PLAYER WHEN HE ,DAD ,AND COACH HAVE DECIDED WE WILL OUT -WORK EVERYBODY .

FOLKS , I CAN WORK HARD 24/7 & I WON'T BEAT CHRIS PAUL IN BASKETBALL IF HE DOESN'T HIT A LICK .

HARD WORK IS ONLY A FACTOR WHEN THE TALENT LEVEL IS CLOSE TO EQUAL .

THIS LIE HAS LEAD TO YEAR- ROUND PROGRAMS , WEIGHT LIFTING , CONDITIONING WORK AND SPECIALIZATION .

A GAME YOU STARTING PLAYING FOR FUN HAS TURNED INTO A BURDEN & A GRUELING JOB .

SOMETHING YOU LOVED BECOMES SOMETHING YOU DREAD . RELATIONSHIPS SOUR  AS PLAYER BECOMES DISCOURAGED BUT PARENTS & COACH  SAY HE NEEDS TO WORK HARDER & HARDER .

WHAT HAPPENED TO PLAYING BECAUSE YOU LOVE THE GAME AND IT'S FUN . CHANGE GAMES WHEN THE SEASONS CHANGE , AND PLAY SEVERAL SPORTS .

YOU ONLY HAVE A VERY SHORT TIME TO PLAY . MOST PEOPLE DON'T PLAY BEYOND HIGH SCHOOL . ENJOY PLAYING ! DON'T MAKE IT A DEATH MARCH .

**** ANOTHER LIE - GET A COLLEGE EDUCATION AND YOU WILL HAVE JOB OPPORTUNITIES.

WRONG ! WHAT YOU WILL HAVE FOR SURE IS HAVING SPENT A GREAT AMOUNT OR A PILE OF DEBT .

SOME PEOPLE ARE BURDENED WITH STUDENT DEBT FOR 20 TO 30 YEARS . IT IS NOT SMART TO START THE RACE WITH MASSIVE DEBT .

***** IT IS TIME FOR THE NFL CAROUSEL TO START SPINNING . LET'S SEE WHO GETS THROWN OFF .

***** TELL YOUR MOMMA & THEM I LOVE EVERYBODY    MERRY CHRISTMAS !!!!!!

Tuesday, December 11, 2012

COACHING SCRAMBLE

**** THE MUSICAL CHAIR COACHES EDITION IS OFF AND RUNNING . TEAMS EVERYWHERE ARE HIRING AND FIRING COACHES .

THE SEC , COLLEGE'S FINEST CONFERENCE ,HAS FOUR NEW COACHES . 

IMO, ARKANSAS CAME OUT ON TOP PICKING BRET BIELEMA  FROM WISCONSIN . BIELEMA HAD FOUR DOUBLE DIGIT WIN SEASONS IN THE SIX YEARS HE LEAD THE BADGERS . PRETTY STRONG . 

BIELEMA COACHES THE KIND OF POWER FOOTBALL THAT PLAYS WELL IN THE SEC . THE ONLY KNOCK ON BRET IS A STATEMENT HE MADE " WE IN THE BIG -10 DON'T WANT TO BE THE SEC IN ANY WAY "

**** AUBURN CAME IN SECOND WITH GUS MALZAHN . GUS ONLY HAS ONE YEAR AS A COLLEGE HEAD COACH . 

BUT THAT ONE YEAR WAS AT THE NEW SEC CRADLE OF COACHES : - ARKANSAS STATE . 

A - STATE GAVE THE SEC HUGH FREEZE ,NOW GUS MALZAHN . 

GUS WAS THE OC DURING AUBURN 'S CHAMPIONSHIP SEASON IN 2010 . THE WAR EAGLES ARE HOPING FOR A BACK TO THE FUTURE GIG . 

LET ME SEE IF I HAVE THIS RIGHT,

HIGH SCHOOL COACH  TO COLLEGE ASST.  TO A - STATE HC , THEN TO SEC HC. SEEMS TO BE THE PATH .

**** BUTCH JONES TO TENNESSEE . I THINK JONES IS A GOOD COACH BUT VOL FANS HAVE TO BE LET DOWN .

WHEN YOU HAVE TO ASK FOUR OR FIVE GIRLS TO THE PROM BEFORE GETTING A YES , IT IS MORE OF A RELIEF THAN A THRILL .  

THE REALLY HOT CHICKS HAVE SAID NO , SO YOU END UP WITH A GIRL THAT IS JUST GLAD TO BE ASKED . 

JONES WILL HAVE A HARD JOB ON THE HILL . THE VOL SHIP IS MOVING IN THE WRONG DIRECTION & WILL BE HARD TO REVERSE COURSE . 

**** MARK STOOPS TO KENTUCKY . IT DOESN'T MATTER WHO IS COACH AT KENTUCKY . THE BIG BLUE IS BASKETBALL ALL THE WAY . 

I HAVE NOT SEEN THAT CUTE ASHLEY JUDD AT FOOTBALL GAMES BUT SHE IS THERE FOR THE HOOPS . 

ABOUT THE ONLY THING KENTUCKY ACCOMPLISHED WAS GETTING A FOOTBALL COACH WHO CUSSES AS WELL AS THE BASKETBALL COACH .

**** TOLD YOU SO ! I TOLD YOU TUBERVILLE WOULD GET OUT OF LUBBOCK FASTER THAN BUDDY HOLLEY . 

 ONLY PEOPLE IN LUBBOCK ARE IN THE FEDERAL WITNESS PROTECTION PROGRAM . LUBBOCK IS ONLY AN HOUR FROM DALLAS BY PHONE . 

ANYWAY OLE TOMMY - T IS IN THE WIND . 

**** TOLD YOU BOBBY PETRINO WOULD GET ANOTHER JOB . HOW ABOUT WESTERN KENTUCKY . 

850 - K PLUS INCENTIVES . LIKE A NEW MOTORCYCLE AND SMOKING HOT CHICK TO RIDE  .     

 I HEARD BOBBY - P WAS REQUIRED TO TAKE A DRIVER SAFETY COURSE . UWK WILL BE MUCH MORE UNDERSTANDING  THAN ARKANSAS ABOUT MID -LIFE CRISIS .

**** MY BUDDY MIKE {SON OF GEORGE } MCINTRYE  TO COLORADO . GOOD LUCK MIKE . 

THE BUFFS HAVE BEEN PASSING GAS UP WIND FOR A WHILE . IT WILL TAKE TIME TO CLIMB THAT PILE OF BUFFALO CHIPS 

UNTIL NEXT TIME .  

Tuesday, December 4, 2012

ALL AROUND TOWN

**** A BIG SHOUT OUT TO WHITEHAVEN HIGH SCHOOL THE TIGERS WON THE 6-A TENNESSEE STATE CHAMPIONSHIP .

WHITEHAVEN BEAT MIGHTY MARYVILLE WINNERS OF 43 STRAIGHT GAMES TO WIN THE TITLE .

THE TIGERS JUST HAD TOO MUCH TALENT FOR THE BOYS FROM THE EAST . 

TO TELL THE TRUTH THE TIGERS ARE NOT VERY WELL COACHED  . THE BLACK & GOLD BUNCH WINS BECAUSE THEY JUST OUT - ATHLETE EVERYBODY ELSE .

BUT I MUST SAY THE WHITEHAVEN COACHES DID CORRECT MOST OF THE WEAKNESS THAT HAVE DOOMED THE TIGERS IN THE PAST .

THE TIGERS WERE 100% ON THEIR EXTRA POINT ATTEMPTS .  KICKING HAS FAILED THE TIGERS NUMEROUS TIMES IN THE PAST .

MANY CHEERS FOR THE TIGERS FOR THEIR CHAMPIONSHIP..

**** THE JUDGE HAS SAID NO TO MUNICIPAL SCHOOLS . SCHOOL LEADERS NEED TO WORK OUT THE BEST DEAL POSSIBLE AND PUT AN END TO THE HIGH LEGAL COSTS . 

THE COUNTY & THE CITY BOTH COME OUT AS BIG LOSERS . THE WINNERS ARE THE LAWYERS, CONSULTANTS , & THE PRIVATE SCHOOLS . 

THERE IS NO NEED FOR A NATIONAL SEARCH FOR A SUPERINTENDENT . NOT WHEN YOU HAVE A CAPABLE LOCAL GUY WHO IS BOTH SMART ENOUGH & CRAZY ENOUGH TO DO & WANT THE JOB . 

I DON'T KNOW ABOUT CHARTER SCHOOLS BUT IF WILLIE HERENDON  IS INVOLVED LOOK OUT .

**** JOHN GRUDEN IS NOT GOING TO BE THE COACH AT TENNESSEE . IF GRUDEN IS GOING TO COACH ANYWHERE IT WILL BE THE  NFL .

IF GRUDEN IS SMART HE WILL NOT COACH ANYWHERE . JOHN MAKES SEVERAL MILLION IN TV WORKING 4 DAYS A WEEK 7 MONTHS A YEAR . WHY WOULD CHUCKY WANT TO WORK 24/7/12 & HAVE NO LIFE OUTSIDE OF FOOTBALL ?

ALL THAT BEING SAID , TENNESSEE MAY NAME HIM AS COACH TOMORROW . IF THEY DO UNLIKE GEORGE LAPIDES & THE RAINMAN I WILL SAY I WAS WRONG .

**** THE TIGERS GOING TO THE BIG EAST WAS THE RIGHT MOVE . AT THE TIME .

NO ONE KNEW  THE BIG EAST WAS GOING TO IMPLODE & BECOME CONFERENCE USA MAKEOVER . 

REMINDS ME OF A PARROT BACK HOME THAT WAS RESCUED FROM A HONKY - TONK & TAKEN TO A LOCAL CHURCH . THE PARROT WHO WAS QUITE A TALKER TOOK A LOOK AT HIS FIRST SUNDAY CONGREGATION & SQUAWKED OUT "SAME DAMN BUNCH ,SAME DAMN BUNCH"

THANKS FOR READING!!!!!!