SCATTERSHOOTING

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         FOOTBALL IS A BI- POLAR GAME . ON ALL LEVELS . ONE WEEK A TEAM LOOKS GOOD ,THE NEXT GAME THEY ARE STINKERS . NO CONSISTENCY FROM GAME TO GAME .

 ONE REASON FOR THIS IS THE SPREAD OFFENSE . YES, THE SPREAD SOMETIMES GIVES THE LESSER TEAM A CHANCE . BUT SPREAD TEAMS STRUGGLE TO HAVE A HIGH LEVEL OF EXECUTION & THE INCREASE IN MISTAKES MOST OFTEN LEADS TO DEFEAT.

 THE SPREAD IS LOSING ITS ONE TIME ADVANTAGE AS DEFENSES BECOME MORE FAMILIAR WITH THE SPREAD . WHEN YOU SEE SOMETHING A LOT IT GETS EASIER  TO DEAL WITH . 

 SPREAD TEAMS HAVE TROUBLE BEING CONSISTENT WITH THE SHOTGUN SNAP & MOST OFTEN WILL BEAT THEMSELVES .

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        THE TENNESSEE VOLS ARE IN TROUBLE . NO WAY THEY SHOULD STRUGGLE WITH AKRON . SEEMS LIKE STORMS  AHEAD FOR THE BIG ORANGE .

 TERRY BOWDEN IS IN THE DANGER ZONE . AKRON IS THE HOME OF GOODYEAR RUBBER COMPANY . IF GOODYEAR GIVES TERRY A COMPANY LOGO JACKET ,THERE WILL BE A LINE OF KIDS FIVES MILES LONG WANTING TO RIDE . THE KIDS WILL  THINK THE GOODYEAR BLIMP IS IN TOWN .

 IN THE THIRD QUARTER TERRY WAS KNOCKED OVER ON THE SIDELINE . TERRY ROCKED HIMSELF TO SLEEP BEFORE THEY COULDN'T GET HIM UP RIGHT .

 THERE USED TO BE A LOT OF HEAVY COACHES . I WAS ONE  BUT TV PUT THE FAT BOYS AT A DISADVANTAGE

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       ARE WE SEEING THE WINDOW CLOSE ON PEYTON MANNING ? AM I LOOKING FOR TOO MUCH FROM A 36 YEAR OLD WHO HAS NOT PLAYED IN OVER A YEAR ?

 PEYTON IS 1 - 2 , BUT HAS PLAYED THREE REALLY GOOD TEAMS . BIG P HAS LOOKED GREAT AT TIMES JUST LIKE THE DAYS OF OLD . OTHER TIMES MANNING LOOKS AS BAD AS I HAVE EVER SEEN HIM .

 WILL PEYTON SHAKE THE RUST AS THE GAMES GO ON OR DO YOU GET BETTER AT 36 ?

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         I THOUGHT A LOT ABOUT LELAND SMITH YESTERDAY . I THINK ABOUT LELAND MOST EVERY DAY  BUT IT WAS YESTERDAY 19 YEARS AGO HE LEFT US .

 THE BIG SAMURAI WAS ONE OF A KIND .  I THINK I KNOW WHAT HE WOULD SAY ABOUT THE GAME TODAY .  IN THE WORDS OF HERACLITUS " YOU CAN'T STEP IN THE SAME RIVER TWICE "

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        SEC COACHES ALREADY IN TROUBLE !  JOKER PHILLIPS , JAMES FRANKLIN , DEREK DOOLEY , GENE CHIZEK , AND JOHN L. SMITH !

 THE CHANCE THAT ALL THESE BOYS WILL MAKE IT THROUGH THE DEEP - DOO  IS ALMOST NIL .

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        OL' CHILI PEPPER IS CUTER THAN A TRUCKLOAD OF BABY DUCKS .  I LOVE THAT GIRL SO MUCH .  


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TURN THE WORLD UP-SIDE DOWN

**** HIGH SCHOOL 

 TWO WEST TENNESSEE HIGH SCHOOLS SHOCKED THE HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL LAST WEEK . THE SOUTH GIBSON AKA MEDINA HORNETS BEAT MIGHTY MILAN . THE BULLDOGS ARE THE KING OF THE MOUNTAIN IN WEST TENNESSEE FOOTBALL . FOUR STATE TITLES AND FOUR RUNNER-UPS ATTEST TO THE KING .

 THE HORNETS IN ONLY THEIR SECOND YEAR OF EXISTENCE BEAT THE DAWGS . SO NOW MILAN FACES A REBELLION IN THEIR FOOTBALL KINGDOM FROM ONLY EIGHT MILES AWAY . 

 ON THE SAME NIGHT POOR RELATION WEST CARROLL WHIPPED HUNTINGTON FOR THE FIRST TIME . THE NEVER - DO - WELL WAR EAGLES POPPED THE UPPITY MUSTANGS PRETTY GOOD .  

 IS THE SOCIAL ORDER AS BOBBY D USED TO SING THE TIMES ARE A - CHANGING ?

OLIVE  BRANCH IS VERY GOOD . MUS DID BEAT THEMSELVES BUT OB IS GOOD . THEY ARE A SIMPLE SPREAD TEAM WITH GREAT SPEED . 

 WHAT MAKES THE BRANCH SO TOUGH IS THEIR CONTROL OF THE MEMPHIS RECRUITING AREA . LIKE THIS YEAR OB NEEDED A QB SO THEY GOT ONE FROM AS FAR NORTH AS POSSIBLE IN THEIR OFFICIAL MEMPHIS RECRUITING TERRITORY.  HOW GOOD WOULD OB BE WITHOUT SAM CRAFT ?

**** COLLEGE

 TENNESSEE IS BACK IN THE REAL WORLD . THE GATOR SPEED BURNED THE VOLS IN THE FOURTH QUARTER . DREAMS OF 8 OR 9 WINS HAVE DIED & 7 SEEMS IFFY . THE LITTLE DOOLEY BOY MAY  NEED TO CHECK THE WANT ADS .

THE ARKANSAS DREAM SEASON HAS TURNED INTO A HAWG NIGHTMARE . COACH FIRED, UPSET LOSS . QB HURT , MONSTER BUTT - WHUPPING  . THE HAWGS ARE ASKING " WHAT IS HOUSTON NUTT DOING NOW ?"

HUGH FREEZE HAS NOT MADE THE MISTAKE OF PLAYING TEAMS WITH BETTER PLAYERS VERY OFTEN IN HIS CAREER . HE DID WITH TEXAS . FREEZE BETTER RE- READ THE CHAPTER IN THE BENNY HINN BOOK BUILDING A PROGRAM BY SCHEDULING.

OH. I FORGOT HUGH IS IN THE SEC NOW AND CAN'T DO MUCH ABOUT THAT SCHEDULE . DON'T WORRY HUGH , I DON'T THINK ANYBODY WILL SCORE  MORE THAN 66 . I DOUBT THAT MORE THAN ONE OR TWO WILL EVEN GET 50 .  

 WILL MEMPHIS EVER LEARN IT DOESN'T MATTER WHO THE COACH IS OR WHERE YOU PLAY ? 

 IT IS ALL ABOUT THE PLAYERS STUPID . THE TIGERS MUST GET BETTER PLAYERS TO EVER IMPROVE . YOU CAN'T COACH THEM TO BE BIGGER OR RUN FASTER . YOU HAVE TO FIND THOSE THAT CAN .  MEMPHIS MAKES THE SAME ERRORS OVER AND OVER . LIKE A MAN ON A MERRY GO  AROUND WHO KEEPS WONDERING WHY HE KEEPS COMING  TO THE SAME PLACE AGAIN AND AGAIN.  

**** NFL 

 THE COWBOYS STINK . I AM TIRED OF WAITING . THE BLAME FALLS ON YOU JERRY JONES . NOT GARRETT OR ROMO  OR ANY OF THOSE OTHER STOOGES . 

 JERRY , PRODUCE OR GET OFF THE POT . IF YOU CAN'T DO IT GIVE SOMEONE ELSE THE SEAT .

 JJ , IT WAS BEEN 16 SUPER BOWLS SINCE THE COWBOYS WERE RIDING HIGH . THE CAP STOPPED YOU FROM JUST BUYING A WINNER . 

 I THINK YOU NEED TO FIRE SOMEBODY ,NAMELY JERRY JONES .

TILL NEXT TIME!!!!!!!!1

THE NFL & THE SEC

***** I LOVE THE NFL & THE SEC . THAT IS ALL THE TEAMS I CAN PROCESS. SOMETIMES A HOT TEAM WILL CATCH MY INTEREST BUT FOR THE MOST PART I CLOSELY FOLLOW THE NFL & THE SEC .

THE FIRST REPORT CARD IS HERE :

 THE ONLY A IS ALABAMA . THE TIDE DOMINATES BOTH LINES OF SCRIMMAGE . LITTLE NICKY & THE TIDE MAY BLOW THOUGH WITH OUT BEING TESTED . BAMA WILL WIN AT LEAST 11 GAMES THIS YEAR .

 TEAMS RECEIVING B'S ARE LSU, STATE, GEORGIA, TENNESSEE & USC . THESE TEAMS HAVE WON TWO GAMES BUT NOT LOOKED GOOD DOING IT .

LSU GETS LES MILES OUT OF THEIR TALENT THAN ANYONE .  HUMPTY DAN & STATE ARE DEPENDING ON TYLER RUSSELL .

 GEORGIA IS LUCKY TO BE 2 - 0 . THEY ARE SO UP & DOWN & DON'T PLAY SMART .THE VOLS HAVE LOOKED BETTER BUT ONE THE THE WINS WAS OVER A RINKY - DINK .

 THE CAROLINA FIGHTIN CHICKENS ARE NOT AS NASTY AS THEY SHOULD BE . NO WAY CAROLINA WILL WIN 10 .

 GETTING A BIG C ARE OLE MISS, FLORIDA, & MIZZOU . THE TIGERS FROM THE NORTHWEST TALK A BETTER GAME THAN THEY PLAY . BOTH NEW KIDS ON THE BLOCK GOT A BUTT - WHUPPIN TO WELCOME THEM .

 OLE MISS & FLORIDA HAVE WON TWO BUT NOT PLAYED GREAT . TENNESSEE & THE GATORS PLAY THIS WEEK IN A FORK IN THE ROAD GAME .

 IN LINE FOR D'S  ARE AUBURN ,ARKANSAS, VANDY, KENTUCKY  AND A&M .IT DID NOT TAKE LONG FOR THE BAD JOHN L. TO SHOW UP  . HAWG DREAMS ENDED EARLY & NOW IT IS BAMA TIME .

 THIS WEEK CALL THE HOGS ALL YOU WANT BUT I DON'T THINK THEY ARE COMING .

 THE NFL

EIGHT NFL TEAMS LOOKED BETTER THAN AVERAGE WHILE FIVE LOOKED WORSE THAN AVERAGE .

 TOPPING THE AVERAGE STANDARD WERE THE PATRIOTS, RAVENS,TEXANS,BRONCOS,COWBOYS, REDSKINS,FALCONS ,& 49ERS .

 THE COWBOYS & THE REDSKINS WERE SURPRISE WINNERS , THE BRONCOS  HAD A FAST START OVER THE STEELERS . THE 49ERS LOOKED THE BEST OF ALL IN WEEK ONE

 STUMBLING OUT OF THE GATE WERE THE GIANTS,TITANS,CHIEFS, SAINTS,& THE SEAHAWKS .

 EARLY THINKING WAS THAT PETER PREP SCHOOL WOULD WIN THE BATTLE IN SEATTLE , BUT THE HAWKS COULDN'T GET PAST ZONA .

 THE SAINTS HAVE HAD TOO MUCH MESS TO DEAL WITH  & IT SHOWED . THE BIG EASY BOYS MAY HAVE SLAMMED THE WINDOW OF OPPORTUNITY ON  THEIR  FINGERS .

 WHAT IS WRONG WITH THE CHIEFS ? A POOR START FOR A TALENTED GROUP . THE TITANS ARE NOT ON THE SAME PAGE . ELI SEEMS TO BE LOST IN THE FOG AS MOST GRADUATES OF OLE MISS ARE  .

 WELL I HOPE ALL YOUR TEAMS WIN THIS WEEK !!!!!

A HIGH SCHOOL PREDICTION : MUS OVER OLIVE BRANCH . OB DIDN'T BRING IN ENOUGH PLAYERS TO KEEP UP LAST YEAR'S PACE .

 A CAPABLE GROUP OF PEE-WEE COACHES SHOULD WIN THE STATE WITH WHITEHAVEN . THE TIGERS COULD WIN IT ALL WITH JUST A LITTLE HELP FROM THE SIDELINE .

LOOKING BACK

***** LOOKING IN THE REAR VIEW MIRROR OF OPENING WEEK OF FOOTBALL IS REVEALING . SOME TEAMS ARE BETTER THAN WE THOUGHT , SOME NOT AS GOOD AS ADVERTISED .

 WHICH IS THE TOUGHEST LOSS ? PENN STATE OR MEMPHIS . BOTH SCHOOLS HAVE A HARDER ROW TO HOE THAN EXPECTED .

 ALABAMA LOOKS READY FOR ANOTHER TITLE RUN ,. ROLL TIDE IS ALREADY ABOVE FLOOD STAGE . THE TIDE DOMINATES ON BOTH OFFENSIVE & DEFENSIVE LINE PLAY .

 BAMA'S STEADY UNDER CONTROL OFFENSE DOES NOT PUT  THEM IN BAD POSITION . BAMA WON'T BEAT THEMSELVES .

 TENNESSEE LOOKED A LOT BETTER THAN I ANTICIPATED . COURSE I WASN'T EXPECTING MUCH . I THOUGHT THE VOLS WOULD BE LUCKY TO WIN FOUR . NOW I THINK THE BIG ORANGE COULD SQUEEZE OUT SEVEN WINS . MAYBE EVEN SAVE THE LITTLE DOOLEY BOY'S JOB .

 OKLAHOMA STATE & OREGON WERE AS STOUT AS A DIP OF LEVI GARRETT ON A COLD MORNING .

 I FELT THE CAROLINA GAMECOCKS WERE A BIG LET DOWN . LATTIMOORE  IS ABOUT 75 % OF WHAT HE USED TO BE . THE DEFENSE IS NOT DOMINATING & THE QB PLAY IS BARELY ABOVE AVERAGE .

 I AM AFRAID THE STATE BULLDOGS ARE MARCHING TOWARD DISASTER .HAVING A PASS HAPPY OFFENSE WITH TYLER RUSSELL AS THE TRIGGERMAN  IS AS BIG A MISTAKE AS WHEN CUSTER SAID THEY LOOK LIKE FRIENDLY INDIANS . HUMPTY DAN COULD DRIVE THE BUS OFF THE LEVEE THIS FALL

  THE GEORGIA DAWGS WERE A TAD SHY OF SCINTILLATING. GEORGIA SEEMS TO BE WANDERING AROUND A BIT .

 I THINK THE LSU TIGERS ARE REMARKABLE WHEN YOU CONSIDER LES MILES IS THE COACH . LES COULD NOT COACH A HOG TO WATER . THE FAMOUS COACH UNDERFALL AT MEDINA WAS BETTER THAN LES .

 COURSE TO BE FAIR OLD UNDERFALL WAS NOT TOO BAD WHEN HE WAS AWAKE . COACH HAD A HABIT OF NODDING OFF ON THE BENCH .

 VANDY HAS NARROWED THE GAP . THE DORES ARE MUCH BETTER BUT NOT QUIET AROUND THE BEND . VANDY IS STILL A BIT LIGHT ON GREAT ATHLETES AND STUNNING GIRLS . ALL THOSE BEAUTIFUL AIRHEADS ARE AT FLORIDA & OLE MISS .

 THOSE HONEYS DO GOOD TO PASS GAS , THEY SURE CAN'T DO THE WORK AT VANDY .  I BET THERE AREN'T FIVE PAIR OF GLASSES AMONG THEM .

 BUT VANDY IS GETTING BETTER . REMEMBER JAMES FRANKLIN PROMISED ; NO UGLY COACHES 'WIFES .

 THAT HUGH FREEZE IS A BIG TIME IN - TO  - MANURE . THE OXFORD FOLKS WILL HAVE A BIGGER DIG OUT THAN A BUFFALO SNOW STORM.

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