Monday, October 29, 2012

LESSONS FROM THE COTTON PATCH

**** YOU KNOW I STUDIED ECONOMICS AT MIT { MEDINA INDUSTRIAL TRADE SCHOOL }BUT THE MOST IMPORTANT LESSONS I LEARNED IN THE COTTON PATCH .

THE FIRST LESSON LEARNED WAS I DID NOT WANT TO BE IN THE COTTON PATCH . WE ARE TALKING HARD WORK HERE . I SUFFERED AN AVERSION TO SUCH AS THAT .

 THIS COTTON PATCH THING STARTED AT DAYLIGHT & ENDED AT DARK . THE WORK DAY WAS AT LEAST 12 HOURS .

 YOU WERE NOT PAID BY THE HOUR BUT BY THE POUND . HOW MUCH YOU PICKED DETERMINED HOW MUCH YOU WERE PAID .

 THREE CENTS A POUND WAS THE GOING RATE . A GREAT PICKER COULD DO 300 POUNDS A DAY . I SELDOM REACHED THE 100 POUND MARK .

 LET US DO THE MATH HERE,
A 300 POUND KICKER  MADE NINE DOLLARS FOR THE 12 - HOUR DAY . IN MEDINA MATH THAT IS 75 CENTS AN HOUR .

 A PICKER LIKE ME WAS KNOCKING DOWN 3 DOLLARS A DAY , ABOUT 25 CENTS AN HOUR.

 IN TODAY'S TERMS THAT 300LB PICKER WOULD TAKE HOME 63.50 WHILE THE 100LB PICKERS LIKE ME WOULD BE KNOCKING DOWN 22.50 FOR A 12 HOUR DAY OF HARD WORK . 

 I WAS ONE OF THE FIRST EXAMPLES OF DEFICIT SPENDING . I DIDN'T MAKE ENOUGH PICKING COTTON TO PAY FOR MY LUNCH .

LESSON NUMBER TWO ,

 I COULD MAKE A BUNCH MORE  GOING FROM PATCH TO PATCH SELLING COKES, SANDWICHS ,TATER CHIPS, & CANDY BARS  THAT I GOT FROM THE PICK & PAY GROCERY STORE IN MEDINA .

  I COULD MAKE A COUPLE DOLLARS MORE THAN THE 300LB PICKER WITHOUT WORKING NEAR AS HARD OR LONG .

 JUST RIDE FROM PATCH TO PATCH, LISTEN TO THE RADIO , & FLIRT WITH THOSE DIRTY FACED GIRLS JUST SELLING THOSE GOODIES AT EVERY STOP.  

 LESSON THREE, 

 THE REAL BONANZA WAS THAT AFTER A HARD DAY OR WEEK THOSE FIELD WORKERS LOVED TO PLAY CARDS OR DOMINOES . 

 I FELT IT WAS MY DUTY TO GIVE THEM THE OPPORTUNITY .   MY DOMINO MONEY SOON EXCEEDED MY SALES REVENUE .   

 I SPENT MOST OF MY DOMINO MONEY FOR A GOOD CAUSE . I LEARNED THOSE DIRTY FACED GIRLS CLEANED UP REAL GOOD AFTER GETTING OUT OF THE COTTON PATCH .

MOST OF 'EM WERE READY FOR A BIG NIGHT OUT AND A LITTLE SNUGGLING UP AFTER THAT TIME IN THE COTTON PATCH . 

ONCE AGAIN TO DO MY CIVIC DUTY & MAKE MY COMMUNITY A BETTER PLACE , I WAS PROUD TO SERVE . 

COTTON PATCH LESSONS !!!!

THANKS FOR READING !!

Monday, October 22, 2012

HANGING & BANGING

**** THERE IS A NEED FOR ANGER MANAGEMENT IN FOOTBALL 

COACHES ARE GOING NUTSO ON THE SIDELINE , WILLIE MUSCAMP TOTALLY BAT - DOO, 

HEART ATTACK OR STROKE IS GOING TO HAPPEN . THESE BOYS ARE MADDER THAN THE GATORS WHEN THE POND WENT DRY .

WHAT ABOUT CHOIR - BOY PEYTON MANNING  ? OLE PEYTON SCREAMED THE MAGIC WORD . YOU KNOW THE ONE ABOUT MOMMA . 

THEN SWEET P TOLD THE REF THAT HE MOST RESPECTFULLY BEGGED  TO DIFFER WITH HIS CALL . 

WHAT PEYTON SAID WAS " THAT WAS THE WORST HIRSE - SHOT CALL I HAVE EVER SEEN . 

**** WHAT WE HAVE HERE IS A FAILURE TO COMMUNICATE .

 AN EXAMPLE OF MIS - COMMUNICATION : THERE WAS AN INDIAN WHO USED TO HANG AROUND MEDINA NAMED BULL KILLER .

BULL WOULD BRING HIS SWEET WIFE CINDY TO MONA'S CUT & CURL WHILE BULL WALKED UP TO THE BARBER SHOP TO VISIT WITH THE BENCH SETTERS . 

ONE DAY AMO JONES CAME RUNNING UP TO THE BARBER SHOP SAYING " BULL BULL, CINDY IS TELLING EVERYBODY YOU ARE IN THE KKK. 

BULL SAID" SAY WHAT , I AIN'T IN NO KLAN " 

AMO SAID " WELL CINDY TOLD EVERY  BODY THAT YOU WAS A REAL BOOGER UNDER THE SHEETS "

**** HOW ABOUT SOME COACH CHANGE TALK !

ARKANSAS - TOMMY TUBERVILLE
TENNESSEE - JOHN GRUDEN 
TEXAS TECH - SONNY DYKES
AUBURN - BOBBY PETRINO 
TEXAS - ???????

THAT SHOULD BE ENOUGH TO GET YOU TALKING . 
FOR THOSE WHO SAY NO ONE WILL HIRE PETRINO , FACT IS ; IF BOBBY CAN WIN GAMES THE SCHOOL WILL BUY HIM A CYCLE & RENT A HOT CHICK TO RIDE ALONG .

***** ELLIS JOHNSON AT SOUTHERN MISSISSIPPI .
 THAT IS LIKE GETTING A TICKET ON THE TITANIC . 

SECOND MISTAKE ELLIS MADE WAS HIRING HERO TOMMY WEST AS DC  . THE FIRST MISTAKE WAS GOING TO USM .  KIND OF LIKE WHEN CUSTER SAID " THEY LOOK LIKE FRIENDLY INDIANS ."

***** THOSE WHO SAID NO WOMAN UNDERSTANDS THE INFIELD FLY RULE , YOU HAVE BEEN PROVED WRONG BY MY DAUGHTER IN - LAW . 

RHG {RED HEADED GENIUS } NAILED IT , SO PAY UP DUDES .

I KNOW YOU WON'T BELIEVE THIS BUT SOMETIMES I AM ACCUSED OF TALKING A LITTLE TRASH .  RHG WAS A LITTLE FAZED BY THIS AT FIRST BUT SHE HAS ADJUSTED QUITE WELL . 

AS HAVE ALL MY SISTER IN - LAWS WHO USED TO HAVE TRAINING SESSIONS TO HELP THE NEW GIRLS COPE . RIGHT ,NEVA ,JAN ,DEE - ANN , & ANNIE .

***** HOW CAN YOU NOT VOTE FOR EDDIE MUNSTER FOR VP  ?

***** UNTIL THEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Monday, October 15, 2012

PUNCHES IN BUNCHES

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         MY OLD BOXING COACH USED TO PREACH " THROW PUNCHES IN BUNCHES " SO WE ARE GOING TO THROW A BUNCH OF PUNCHES TODAY .

 1. LES MILES IS A BEACON OF HOPE TO EVERY JACKASS IN THE WORLD . LIVING PROOF THAT YOU CAN HAVE TOO MUCH TALENT TO FAIL .

 TOO BIG TO FAIL . LES HAS MORE PLAYERS THAN EVEN HE CAN SCREW UP . WATCHING LES MANAGE THE CLOCK IS PROOF THAT MILES DOES NOT EVEN UNDERSTAND A WRISTWATCH .

LSU WINS IN SPITE OF NOT BECAUSE OF MILES . IF THE TIGERS WERE HELPED INSTEAD OF HINDERED FROM THE SIDELINE THE REST OF THE SEC WOULD BE WITHOUT HOPE .

LSU , BEST TALENT , WORST COACH IN THE SEC .

2. DID YOU KNOW A 67 YEAR OLD MAN COULD JUMP LIKE THAT ? STEVE SPURRIER LOOKED LIKE A MAN AT A GAS STATION WHO RAN IN UTTER DESPERATION TO THE REST ROOM ONLY TO FIND THE DOOR LOCKED .

STEVE NEEDS TO BE ON THE CAROLINA DIVE TEAM . HE IS DOING A TWO AND A HALF TWIST FROM A STANDING START . UNBELIEVABLE FOR HIS AGE .

CAROLINA WOULD BE GREAT IF STEVE WOULD STOP TRYING TO PLAY QUARTERBACK .  SOS IS LIVING IN THE PAST , THINKING IT IS 1966 & OLD #11 IS STILL THROWING THE BALL .

THESE GUYS CAN'T DO THE THINGS YOU COULD STEVE . COACH THEM AND LET YESTERDAY GO .

3. THE T IN TENNESSEE & TEXAS A&M IS NOT FOR TACKLE .  THE VOLS AND AGGIES COULDN'T TACKLE A SENIOR CITIZEN STANDING STILL .

THE A&M DEFENSE IS ONE OF THE WORST I HAVE EVER SEEN . TEAMS GO THROUGH THE AGGIES LIKE A WET FART THROUGH  SILK DRAWERS .

A&M SCORED 59 AND ONLY WON BY TWO . I CAN REMEMBER WHEN IT WAS HARD TO SCORE 57 ON THE AGGIES IN HALF A SEASON .

4. HIGH SCHOOL HUGH FACES A FORK IN THE ROAD GAME AT ARKANSAS . IF THE LITTLE MAN CAN BEAT THE HOGS HE CAN WIN 6 OR 7 IN HIS FIRST YEAR AS REBEL BOSS .

THEY WILL BE CALLING HUGH ANOTHER JOHNNY V . HUGH IS NOTHING LIKE VAUGHT. JV WAS THE VALEDICTORIAN OF HIS CLASS .

VAUGHT'S INTELLIGENCE WAS SUPERSEDED ONLY BY A MASSIVE MEAN STREAK . THIS COMBINATION ENABLED JV TO WIN 75 % OF HIS TIME AT OLE MISS .

HUGH WILL NOT COME CLOSE TO THAT .

5. WHY DOES OLE MISS LOVE ARCHIE MANNING SO MUCH ? THE ADULATION OF # 18 IS OUT OF PROPORTION TO HIS PERFORMANCE .

THE REBELS WERE 22 - 10 -1 WITH ARCHIE AT QB . 2 - 1 IN BOWL GAMES , NO SEC CHAMPIONSHIPS , NEVER MORE THAN 8 WINS A YEAR & THAT HIGH WATER MARK ONLY ONCE  .

I THINK ARCHIE WAS 1 - 1 - 1 VERSUS STATE .

IS IT BECAUSE ARCHIE WAS SUCH A GREAT PERSON ? ONE OF MY BEST BUDS GREW UP WITH ARCHIE & LOVES HIM DEARLY .

A GREAT CAREER , A GREAT PERSON , DOES THIS MERIT THE LOFTY STATUS ARCHIE HOLDS ?

6. WHY IS PEYTON MANNING MUCH MORE LOVED AT TENNESSEE THAN TEE MARTIN ?

PEYTON 39 - 6 AS A STARTER , NO SEC TITLES ,NEVER BEAT FLORIDA  .
TEE 12 -&0  AS STARTER , SEC CHAMP, NATIONAL CHAMP , WHOOPED  THE GATORS & BAMA .

BUT PEYTON IS LIGHT YEARS MORE LOVED . WHY ?

***** ENOUGH PUNCHING FOR TODAY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111    

Tuesday, October 9, 2012

JUST THINKING

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         YESTERDAY I WATCHED THE SUN SET OVER THE LAKE FROM MY BACK PORCH  . IT WAS SO QUIET AND PEACEFUL  .

THE WORDS FROM AN OLD SONG KEPT RUNNING THROUGH MY MIND

" LIFE'S EVENING SUN IS SINKING LOW
  A FEW MORE DAYS AND I MUST GO
  TO MEET THE DEEDS I HAVE DONE
  IN THE LAND BEYOND THE SETTING SUN"

MY STREAM OF THOUGHT WAS RUNNING AT THE MAX AND MY MIND TOOK ME TO LONG AGO TIMES & FARAWAY PLACES .

THAT GROUP OF FIRST GRADERS WHO BEGAN LIFE'S JOURNEY SO MANY YEARS AGO CROSSED MY MIND . I CAN ALMOST RECALL ALL OF THEM & KNOW WHERE MOST ARE NOW .

MANY ARE STILL AT HOME . HOME BEING GIBSON COUNTY OR AN ADJOINING COUNTY

BECKY,  RITA, JUDY ,DEBBIE  VICKIE , DONNA ,NANCY, RANDALL ,GLENN , STEVE , BARRY, PAUL , & JESSEE ALL ARE HOME .

TIM [ NASHVILLE] ,ROY [ TRACY CITY] , JOE DAVID [MISSISSIPPI], DIANE [ALABAMA] , HILDA [INDIANA], NORMA [MISSISSIPPI] , & SARAH {OKLAHOMA] ARE THOSE WHO LIVE AWAY .

JUNIOR,WAYNE ,& JOE HAVE GONE TO BE WITH THE LORD .

I KNOW I AM LEAVING OUT SOME I LOVE BUT THIS IS THE BEST MY MEDICATED MIND CAN DO WITHOUT HELP FROM A YEARBOOK .

CLASS OF 68 YOU 'RE ALWAYS ON MY MIND .

*****
         HIGH SCHOOL HUGH WILL NOT ADMIT IT ,BUT HE MADE A BAD CALL . IF YOU ARE GOING ON FOURTH AND VERY SHORT YOU DON'T DO IT OUT OF THE SHOTGUN .

WELL IT WORKED EVERY TIME AT BRIARCREST , JUST GET BEHIND MICHAEL OHER & GET THE FIRST DOWN . SCHOOLBOY FREEZE CAN'T BELIEVE IT DIDN'T WORK .

DON'T CRY FOR HIGH SCHOOL HUGH ; HE IS GOING TO WIN SIX OR MORE HIS FIRST YEAR AT OLE MISS .

THE SALESMAN HUGH IS THEY WILL HAVE BILLBOARDS OF HUGH ALL THE WAY DOWN I - 55 TELLING US HOW WONDERFUL HUGH IS  .

HUGH HAS TO BE ONE TIRED DUDE IN THE EVER FROM SLINGING TONS OF B.S. ALL DAY .

*****
        SPEAKING OF B.S. SLINGING , HOW ABOUT OBAMA & ROMNEY  ? NEITHER OF THOSE BOYS WOULD KNOW THE TRUTH IF IT BIT THEM ON THE BUTT .

 BOGUS OBAMA & RICH ROMNEY ARE CON - MEN LIKE BIBLE SALESMAN MOSES PRAY IN PAPER MOON .

*****
         AND WHAT ABOUT:

 SHELBY COUNTY  - CLASS OF THE NATION IN EDUCATION.

 KNOCK THAT C&L OFF THERE & YOU'VE GOT IT .

BERNIE MADE - OFF WITH THE MONEY IS NO EQUAL FOR CRYING FOR CASH .

YOU KNOW THE SHELBY COUNTY GOVERNMENT IS GOING IN THE MOVIE BUSINESS .

                      SNOW WHITE AND THE SEVEN MENTAL DWARFS

STARRING JANIS FULLILOVE  AND THE CITY COUNCIL .


UNTIL THEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wednesday, October 3, 2012

THAT TIME OF YEAR

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     FALL IS COMING FAST . THE DAYS ARE GETTING CRISP & THE NIGHTS ARE BEGINNING TO HAVE A CHILL . THE SEASON IS CHANGING & TIME MARCHES ON .

 THIS WEEK IS THE START OF YEAR THREE OF MY BATTLE WITH CANCER . I AM SO GRATEFUL THE LORD ALLOWED ME TO HAVE SOME EXTRA TIME . YOU NEVER KNOW HOW LONG YOU CAN HOLD OFF THE DEADLY FOE SO YOU WANT TO MAKE EVERY DAY COUNT . CANCER IS RELENTLESS ON THE ATTACK THE WAY THE MEDINA WRECKING CREW WAS IN THE DAYS OF OLD .

I HAVE A STRONG DESIRE TO REACH BACK INTO THE PAST & TOUCH BASE WITH PEOPLE FROM LONG AGO . JUST WANT TO KNOW WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO THEM & HOW THEY ARE DOING.

THERE ARE PEOPLE YOU TRAVEL WITH ON LIFE'S HIGHWAY, THEN THE ROAD FORKS & YOU GO YOUR SEPARATE WAYS . SOMETIMES YOU WONDER WHAT MIGHT HAVE BEEN .

 THAT TIME IN THE CHEMO ROOM WILL CHANGE YOUR OUT - LOOK AND SHAKE UP YOUR VALUES .  

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     WE ARE ALMOST HALFWAY INTO THE FOOTBALL SEASON . THERE ARE SIX ,COUNT THEM SIX  UNBEATEN TEAMS IN THE SEC .

 THIS WON'T LAST LONG . IT THE NEXT FEW WEEKS MOST IF NOT ALL OF THESE TEAMS WILL FALL BY THE WAYSIDE . ONLY ONE,MAYBE NONE OF THESE TEAMS WILL COMPLETE THE PATH .

 CAROLINA , GEORGIA, & BAMA LOOK THE BEST TO ME  . LSU OR FLORIDA ONE WILL FALL BEFORE THE EAGLE FLIES . STATE BETTER SING IN THE SUNSHINE WHILE THEY CAN  . T.R. & HUMPTY DAN ARE HEADED INTO SOME SHOOTOUTS WITHOUT MAX FIREPOWER .

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     SOME ADVICE TO COACHES . DON'T COACH SO MUCH ! GET YOUR BUCKEROOS LINED - UP IN SIMPLE SCHEMES & LET THEM PLAY .

SOUTH PANOLA CASE - IN  POINT . THE LESS LANCE POUGE  COACHES THE BETTER THE TIGERS PLAY . JUST ASK HARVARD HIGH { OLIVE BRANCH} ABOUT WHAT HAPPENS WHEN PANOLA KEEPS IT SIMPLE .

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     I HAVE A QUESTION FOR HARVARD HIGH  { OLIVE BRANCH } . THE HUGE NUMBER OF FOOTBALL PLAYERS TRANSFERRING TO OLIVE BRANCH FOR THE WONDERFUL EDUCATION . WHY ARE THOSE PLAYERS WHO ARE PUTTING ACADEMICS AHEAD OF FOOTBALL NOT TRANSFERRING TO LEWISBURG ?

 LEWISBURG HAS 2/3 THE ENROLLMENT OF HARVARD HIGH  BUT THREE TIMES THE NUMBER OF NATIONAL MERIT FINALISTS .

 ALSO DEAN SAMSEL , WHY DIDN'T THE PLAYERS WHO TRANSFERRED TO OLIVE BRANCH FOR THE ACADEMICS  LEAVE OLIVE BRANCH WHEN THEY COULD NOT PLAY BALL ?

 YOU SAID IT WASN'T ABOUT FOOTBALL . OH DEAN SAMSEL ARE YOUR PANTS ON FIRE ?

UNTIL NEXT TIME  , WILL HARVARD HIGH BE ABLE TO CONTINUE TO PROVIDE   SUPERIOR ACADEMIC OPPORTUNITY TO OUTSTANDING FOOTBALL PLAYERS IN THE MEMPHIS  METRO
 AREA ?

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