Tuesday, January 29, 2013

THINGS I KNOW & THINGS I DON'T

***** I DON'T KNOW WHICH TEAM WILL WIN THE SUPER BOWL . JUST THAT COACH HARBAUGH WILL WIN .

I HAVE NOT TAKEN THE TIME TO STUDY THE GAME . A QUICK LOOK SAYS IT SHOULD BE A TIGHT ONE

THE RAVENS HAVE THE BEST DEFENSE AND A LITTLE EDGE AT QUARTERBACK . THE NINERS ARE BETTER ON OFFENSE AND THE COACHING IS A WASH . THE KICKING GAMES ARE ABOUT EQUAL .

THE GAME SHOULD BE A GOOD ONE & THE BREAKS WILL BE DECISIVE . ENJOY IT !

***** I KNOW THE OFF WEEK IS BAD . THE OFF WEEK STOPS BIG MO COLD . THE TEAMS SHOULD JUST ROLL WITH THE HYPE AND THUNDER ON IN TO THE GAME .

THE OFF WEEK ALLOWS DISTRACTIONS & THE EXCITEMENT TO FADE . COME ON, PLAY THE GAME WHILE BIG MO IS ROLLING .

***** I KNOW RAY LEWIS WAS HAPPY WHEN THE RAVENS KICKED THE PATS .

 THE LAST TIME RAY WAS THAT HAPPY WAS WHEN HE BEAT THAT MURDER RAP .

***** I DON'T KNOW IF THE WINDOW HAS CLOSED ON BILLY BELLS AND TOM BRADY .

THE PATRIOTS SURE SEEM TO HAVE SOME HOLES TO PATCH . BRADY WON SB36,38, & 39 . TOM WAS IN SB42 & 46 .

THE CLOCK IS  TICKING .

***** PEYTON MANNING IS HEARING THE BEAT OF TIME MARCHING ON . MANNING WILL TURN 37 IN A MONTH OR TWO .

IF PEYTON COULD WIN ANOTHER SUPER BOWL ,HE WOULD BE AS HAPPY AS A GOPHER IN SOFT DIRT .  

MANNING HAS ONLY 2 OR AT MOST 3 SEASONS LEFT BEFORE IT IS TIME TO START A NEW LIFE .

***** I KNOW THE NEW SHELBY UNIFIED SCHOOLS ARE DOOMED TO FAIL . NO CHANCE AT ALL  NCAA DADDY .

HOW DO I KNOW THIS ? BECAUSE THE SAME PILOTS THAT SHIPWRECKED THE MEMPHIS CITY SCHOOLS ARE STEERING THIS LOVEBOAT .

THEY ARE ALREADY REPEATING THE SAME FOOLISH BLUNDERS THEY HAVE MADE TIME & TIME AGAIN .

SUCH AS HAVING A NATION - WIDE SEARCH FOR A LEADER .  I THINK THEY ARE 0 FOR 4 ON THIS MOVE . SO WE GO FOR STRIKEOUT NUMBER FIVE .

WHY WON'T PARENTS GIVE THEM A CHANCE ? BECAUSE THEY HAVE WATCHED THESE BOZOS GOOF UP FOR 30 YEARS .

THE BEST PREDICTOR OF THE FUTURE IS THE PAST  . FOLKS ARE AT THE END OF THE ROPE WITH THESE DOPES .

I KNOW THE NUMBER OF HOME SCHOOL , PRIVATE SCHOOL , FAYETTE , TIPTON , AND DESOTO COUNTY STUDENTS WILL INCREASE .

***** LET'S MAKE A TRIPLE PLAY TODAY  . DO SOMETHING GOOD FOR 3 PEOPLE TODAY . NOT A BIG THING , JUST SOME PRAISE , SHOW SOME INTEREST OR CARE .   THE RIPPLE EFFECT WILL AMAZE YOU .

THANKS FOR READING !!!! NINERS -27 RAVENS- 24    

Monday, January 21, 2013

ALL IN THE FAMILY

**** THE SUPER BOWL WILL BE THE HARBAUGH FAMILY GAME SHOW . 

BROTHERS JOHN & JIM WILL FACE OFF AS COACHES . FATHER JACK WAS ALSO A COLLEGE COACH .

SISTER JOAN IS MARRIED TO INDIANA  BASKETBALL COACH TOM CREAN . AND THE HARBAUGHS ARE COUSINS WITH THE COACHING GOTTFRIED BOYS MIKE,MARK, & JOE .

A BIG TIME EPISODE OF FAMILY FEUD. 

**** THE NINERS MUST JUST BE BETTER THAN THE FALCONS . 

ATLANTA HAD 3 BIG ADVANTAGES BUT COULD NOT CASH IN .

THE DIRTY BIRDS HAD HOME FIELD , THE BETTER QB , & FRISCO WAS MAKING THE DREADED WEST TO EAST TRAVEL .

THE LAST PACIFIC TIME ZONE TEAM TO WIN THE SUPER BOWL WAS SAN FRANCISCO IN SB29 . 

**** I DON'T THINK ANY OF THE NEW NFL COACHES WERE GREAT HIRES . 

I THINK CHIP KELLY WILL BE ONE OF THE WORST HIRES IN NFL HISTORY . 

WHAT DO THE EAGLES NEED WITH A COACH WHO RUNS HIS PLAYS FAST & FEATURES A RUNNING QB ? 

THAT DOG WILL NOT HUNT IN THE NFL . THE QB CAN'T TAKE THE POUNDING . 

**** I DON'T CARE WHAT PED'S DRUGS OR WHATEVER LANCE ARMSTRONG TOOK TO RIDE HIS CYCLE . 

I AM NOT INTERESTED . ANYONE WHO WEARS NUT - HUGGING SPANDEX & HANGS WITH CHERYL  CROWE NEEDS TO TAKE ANYTHING THEY CAN GET . 

LANCE CAN TAKE PED'S OR DRINK DOG PEE TO RIDE THAT BIKE  . IT DOES NOT MATTER TO ME .   
 **** I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUSS ABOUT MANTI TE'O  IS . 

75 % OF US ARE LIVING ON FANTASY ISLAND , SO WHAT DOES AN IMAGINARY GIRLFRIEND HURT ?

WE ARE SPENDING ALL THIS TIME TRYING TO DETERMINE IS MANTI DISHONEST OR JUST STUPID ? 

WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE ? IF I AM AN NFL TEAM AND THIS GUY CAN PLAY HE CAN HAVE AN IMAGINARY HAREM  IF HE WANTS. 

IF HE IS NOT A PLAYER LET HIM GO PRETEND ALL HE WANTS .

WE ALL LIVE IN POTEMKIN VILLAGES ANYWAY . 

**** SPEAKING OF ; DO YOU REMEMBER MY COUSIN ? HE WAS HALF MEXICAN ,HALF IRISH . 

HIS DAD A ROWDY IRISHMAN MARRIED A BEAUTIFUL SENORITA & THE RESULT WAS MY COUSIN JULIO MCLEMORE . 

JULIO'S HOME WAS A WONDERFUL BLEND OF CULTURE . WE HAD POTATO TACOS & BIG MUGS OF FROSTY TEQUILA . 

EVERY YEAR JULIO AND I WOULD SING DANNY BOY AT THE MEDINA IRISH FESTIVAL . 

JULIO WAS VISITING IRELAND  WHEN A MAN SHOVED A GUN IN HIS BACK AND ASKED PROTESTANT OR CATHOLIC ? 

JULIO THINKING FAST SAID JEWISH . 

THE GUNMAN SAID " OH I MUST BE THE LUCKIEST ARAB IN ALL OF IRELAND "         

**** HEY MR TAMBOURINE MAN PLAY A SONG FOR ME !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Monday, January 14, 2013

PLAYOFF POTSHOTS

**** WHAT HAPPENED TO THE DEFENSE ? TEAMS SCORE 28,35,31,&28 POINTS AND ALL GET BEAT !

WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO DO TO WIN ?  SCORE 30,38,45,&41 I GUESS. ALL THE GAMES WERE OVERS NO UNDERS WITH THE HOME TEAM WINNING THREE OF FOUR . AVERAGE SCORE 38.5 TO 30.5 .

GREAT FOR ENTERTAINING T.V. GAMES !

**** I WONDERED WHEN PEYTON MANNING CHOSE DENVER IF HE CONSIDERED THE COLD WEATHER. A WARM PEYTON IS MUCH BETTER THAN A COLD PEYTON .
 
PLAYOFF PEYTON IS 0 - 4 WHEN THE TEMPERATURE IS BELOW 40 AT KICKOFF . MANNING PLAYED WELL ENOUGH TO WIN BUT YOU CAN NOT GIVE UP 38 POINTS & WIN VERY OFTEN .

IS THE WINDOW CLOSING ON PEYTON ? THE OLDEST QB TO WIN A SUPER BOWL IS JOHN ELWAY WHO WON AT AGE 37 & 38 . MANNING WILL BE 37 IN MARCH . IS TIME ABOUT OUT FOR PEYTON ?

LAST THING ON PEYTON . DO YOU REALLY BELIEVE HE DRIVES A  BUICK VERANO & EATS DELIVERY FROM PAPA JOHN'S ? I THINK NOT .

**** NFL TEAMS HAVE NO CONCEPT ON HOW TO PLAY THE OPTION . NOT THE COWBOYS NOR THE PACKERS .

KAPERNICK KILLED THE PACK WITH THE OPTION PLAY . OLE KAPPY HAULED HINEY FASTER THAN DORTHY LEAVING KANSAS . A REAL GAME-CHANGER . FOR THE NINERS .

 TELL YOU NOW , THE OPTION WILL NOT BECOME BIG IN THE NFL . TEAMS WILL NOT EXPOSE  THOSE MULTIMILLIONAIRE QBS TO THE POUNDING THAT IS SURE TO COME .

**** NEW ENGLAND STARTED TEN WHITE GUYS ON OFFENSE . MORE WHITE FACES IN A HUDDLE THAN A FAYETTE COUNTY KLAN MEETING .

WHO IS THE LAST WHITE RUNNING BACK TO DOMINATE A SUPERBOWL ? JOHN RIGGINS I THINK .

**** THE MOON MUST HAVE BEEN FULL . HOW ELSE CAN YOU EXPLAIN  PETE CARROLL WANTING TO FUSS ABOUT THE TIME OUT HE CALLED & THEN DENIED HE CALLED IT .

THE FALCON DE-FACTO  ONSIDE KICK WITH 8 SECONDS LEFT . THAT FIASCO GAVE THE SEAHAWKS    A COUPLE OF CHANCES AT THE END .

DENVER 'S BRIAN DEAD PASS DEFENSE IN THE LAST  SECONDS WHEN THEY LET THE RAVENS GET BEHIND THEM .

**** THE OLD GEORGIA COACH WALLY BUTTS  HAD A LITTLE DOG THAT WAS HIS CONSTANT COMPANION .

 THE DOG ATTENDED PRACTICE & STAFF MEETING WITH WALLY . THEY SAID COACH BUTTS MADE NO DECISIONS WITHOUT CONSULTING THE DOG .

THE DOG HAD A FIRST &LAST NAME  . THE WONDER DOG WAS KNOWN BY ALL AS RIP BUTTS .

**** THE FIGHTING IRISH LEFT THE NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP GAME PRAISING THE LORD .

THE IRISH WERE THANKFUL THEY DO NOT PLAY IN THE SEC WHERE THAT 12 - 0 WOULD MOST LIKELY BE 7 - 5 .

THE GOLDEN DOMERS DON'T WANT ANY MORE OF THE MOBILE HOMERS.

***** THANK Y'ALL ALL FOR READING !!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Tuesday, January 8, 2013

WHEN THE SMOKE CLEARS

***** WELL, ANOTHER COLLEGE FOOTBALL SEASON HAS ENDED AND THINGS ARE STILL THE SAME .

THE SEC IS STILL THE KING . THE BEST CONFERENCE RINGS UP 7 NATIONAL BESTS IN A ROW AND GOES 6-3 IN BOWL GAMES .

THE SEC SHOULD HAVE BEEN 8-1 BECAUSE NO WAY FLORIDA & LSU SHOULD HAVE LOST . REALLY THE SEC SHOULD HAVE BEEN UNDEFEATED SINCE STATE SHOULD NOT HAVE BEEN BOWLING . THE DAWGS GOT THEIR BUTTS KICKED 5 OF THE LAST 6 GAMES . 

HOW MUCH LONGER CAN THE SEC RUN GO ON ? THAT'S HARD TO SAY . MAYBE O-STATE CAN THROW THE BRAKES ON THE SEC RUNAWAY TRAIN . 

****** TEDDY BEAR SABAN IS GOING TO CAUSE BAMA FANS TO FORGET ABOUT OLD BEAR PAUL BRYANT . 

3 CHAMPIONSHIPS AT BAMA IN 4 YEARS PLUS ANOTHER AT LSU . ONLY COACH I KNOW OF TO WIN AT TWO SCHOOLS . WILL URBAN MEYER  BE THE NEXT ? 

RIGHT NOW TEDDY BEAR IS THE MAN ! I DON'T THINK TEDDY WOULD BE MUCH FUN TO HANG OUT WITH . EVERY ONE SAYS HE IS A LITTLE  JERK BUT HE SURE CAN COACH BALL .

****** WHAT SEC COACH WOULD BE FUN TO HANG WITH ? ALL THESE BOYS SEEM TO HAVE TIGHT BEHINDS . MOST BIG TIME COACHES DO . THEY DON'T MAKE THEM LIKE BOBBY DODD ANYMORE . 

****** I'M WATCHING THE COLTS PLAY AND A BACK NAMED VICK BALLARD IS TEARING IT UP . I SAY DIDN'T BALLARD PLAY AT STATE ? 

HOW IS BALLARD RIPING & SNORTING IN THE NFL & DIDN'T DO SQUAT AT STATE ?

DARN DUMB DAN MULLEN IS THE REASON . OLD TRIPLE-D CHOSE TO FEATURE AVERAGE AT BEST TYLER RUSSELL RATHER THAN BALLARD . 

MULLEN RUNS THE SPREAD . IT MAKES NO DIFFERENCE TO MULLEN IF HE  HAS A GOOD TRIGGER MAN OR NOT . DAN IS GOING TO RUN THE SPREAD . 

MULLEN NEEDS TO LEARN THAT WHEN YOU HAVE A BIG GUN SHOOT IT . STATE SHOULD HAVE FEATURED BALLARD NOT RUSSELL . 

MAYBE IT IS BECOMING CLEAR WHY FLORIDA DID NOT HIRE MULLEN . DAN IS TOO DARN DUMB !

 ***** CHIP KELLY IS STAYING AT OREGON NOT GOING TO THE NFL . 

WHY WOULD THE NFL WANT CHIP KELLY ? HIS OFFENSE FEATURES A RUNNING QB & RUNS THEIR PLAYS SUPER FAST . 

RUNNING QB'S HAVE A HARD TIME LASTING IN THE NFL . SEE RG3 FOR THE LATEST EXAMPLE 

KELLY NEEDS TO STAY AT OREGON WHERE HE GETS MUCH BETTER PLAYERS THAN MOST ,NOT GO TO THE NFL WHERE THE TALENT LEVEL IS MUCH MORE LEVEL .

******** PLAYOFF PICKS 

BRONCOS OVER RAVENS 

PATRIOTS OVER TEXANS 

FALCONS OVER SEAHAWKS 

NINERS OVER PACKERS    IFFY IFFY 

UNTIL NEXT TIME !!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tuesday, January 1, 2013

AN ANGRY MAN

**** I LAID DOWN TO REST NEW YEARS EVE FULL OF RAGE . I WOKE UP THIS MORNING STILL MAD . 

I SHOULD NOT BE ANGRY ,CAUSE I NEVER EXPECTED TO SEE 2013 . I AM SO BLESSED TO HAVE THE EXTRA TIME AND SHOULD NOT SPEND ONE MOMENT STRESSED OR ANGRY . 
 
WHAT SET ME OFF ? SEVERAL THINGS . FIRST OFF ,I WAS MAD ABOUT CONGRESS. THOSE DOO - DOO HEAD DIPSTICKS WOULD DESTROY THE COUNTRY THAN COMPROMISE AND WORK OUT PROBLEMS . 

WE NEED A NEW POLITICAL MOVEMENT . TTAO {THROW THEIR ASS OUT }. IF A CONGRESS CANNOT COMPROMISE AND FIND SOLUTIONS  TO PROBLEMS GET SOMEONE ELSE IN THE JOB . 

FIND SOMEONE CONSTRUCTIVE INSTEAD OF OBSTRUCTIVE . 

**** I WAS ANGRY BECAUSE LSU  LOST . THE TIGERS SHOULD NOT HAVE LOST THE GAME .

 LSU LOST BECAUSE THEY HAVE A JACKASS BOZO PRETENDING TO BE A COACH . MILES MANAGEMENT AT THE END OF THE HALF AND THE END OF THE GAME  WAS STUPID . 

WE SHOULD HAVE KNOWN IT WOULD BE , SEEING AS HOW HE DOES THE SAME THING EVERY WEEK .

YOU GIVE ANYONE ENOUGH CHANCES AND THEY WILL BEAT YOU . LSU PLAYERS DESERVE BETTER . 

I WISH THERE WAS A LOT OF GONE BETWEEN MILES AND BATON ROUGE . LES DOES NOT NEED TO BE COACHING BIG TIME FOOTBALL .

I DON'T THINK MILES COULD COACH FAT BOYS IN A FARTING CONTEST . 

**** I WAS MAD THE BEARS FIRED LOVIE SMITH . I THOUGHT SOME OF THE OTHER SIX FIRED GOT A QUICK TRIGGER  BUT LOVIE GOT HOSED . 

LOVIE WON 10 GAMES THIS YEAR . WINNING 10 IN THE NFL IS A GOOD YEAR . SMITH HAD AVERAGED 9 WINS A YEAR FOR 9 YEARS .

LOVIE HAD THE BEARS IN THE SUPER BOWL FIVE OR SIX YEARS AGO .  WRONG MOVE BY THE BEARS . 

**** I WAS HAPPY FOR VANDY  . THE DOORS MATCHED THE MOST WINS IN THEIR HISTORY WITH THE NINE THEY GOT THIS YEAR . VANDY WON NINE IN 1904 AND 1915 . 

BEEN A WHILE SINCE VANDY WAS RIDING THIS HIGH  , LIKE 97 YEARS .  I 'M GOING TO GUESS YOU CAN'T FIND 

A LIVING PERSON WHO REMEMBERS VANDY'S LAST 9 WIN SEASON . 

JAMES FRANKLIN IS FULL OF SHINOLA BUT YOU HAVE GOT TO LOVE HIM . FRANKLIN HAS CREATED A BUZZ IN NASHVILLE .

I HOPE THE DOORS CAN KEEP SWEET BABY JAMES .

**** WELL, HERE WE GO INTO 2013 . IT LOOKS LIKE STORMS ON THE HORIZON . I KNOW WE ALL HAVE TRIALS   AND TROUBLES TO FACE .

WE SHOULD NEVER LET A GAME MAKE US MISERABLE  WHEN THERE ARE SO MANY MORE IMPORTANT THINGS . 

I WONDER IF OUR GOAL WAS TO MAKE LIFE BETTER FOR ONE PERSON EVERY DAY HOW MUCH WE COULD DO . 

I AM SO HAPPY TO START ANOTHER YEAR WITH CHILI PEPPER , BUDDY , OUR KIDS , GRANDKIDS , AND THE REST OF OUR FAMILY .

I KNOW THE LORD WILL BE WITH US EVERY STEP OF THE WAY THRU SHADOWS AND DARKNESS . 

ONE FINAL NOTE . I CAN SEE SO MUCH OF CHILI PEPPER IN OUR GRANDDAUGHTER IT IS SCARY .  I DON'T THINK THE WORLD CAN HANDLE TWO FORCES  OF NATURE LIKE THOSE TWO . 

**** I FEEL BETTER NOW .THANKS FOR LETTING ME VENT .

 HAPPY NEW YEAR !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!