THIS & THAT

**** Tiger Woods is playing the Masters. Everyone is happy to see him back . If Tiger plays there is more interest which means more money .

When Woods started on the Tour ,prize money was 66 million . Now the money is almost 280 million . Tiger puts money in everybody's pocket . That is why they are glad to see him .

Tiger says he will stop cussing & be more friendly. Lord Help Us, I thought Tiger was a little too friendly before . I think that is why Elin is whizzed.

CBS & the sponsors are hoping Tiger will be in the hunt Sunday . More viewers = more money.

**** Five Kentucky players are going to the NBA early . Four are one & done freshmen . Who will Cal get next ? Cal may not care .

There is a story going around that Worldwide Wes is putting together a package to bring LaBron James to the Nets with John Calipari as coach .
Cal's family is not happy at Kentucky . I don't know if the Big Blue will be happy with one & done guys if they don't win the NCAA.

**** What are they smoking in Pittsburgh ? Folks are saying it is time to get rid of Big Ben .They said Ben embarrassed the team & that there are more important things than winning .

Whoa Now , this is pro ball we are talking about . Pro Sports are all about winning & nothing else . So are high school & college, we just pretend they are not .

I don't think they are going to announce at the Crushers game that the team did not win any games this year but lead the league in no arrests & United Way giving . These players are not going to make millions for being neat & sweet.

**** They arrested a nude man standing in Medina . He was standing in front of the post office just before daybreak . When both of the Medina police arrived they asked the Nude Dude what's up .

The boy who had been shaking hands with Jim Beam told the cops " I was at a party on Spring Creek Road , someone turned out the lights ,someone hollered Let's get naked & go to town . I guess I'm the first one here !!

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