MAKES SENSE TO ME

***** Miss Wee - Gee was teaching her first graders to use their vocabulary words in sentences. Here is what happened.

Wee - Gee - "Today we are going to use our new words in sentences.Can anyone use the word definitely in a sentence ?"

Ralph - " Can I go to the restroom Miss Wee - Gee ?"

MWG -"No Ralph , you need to be here for this".

Sarah - The sky is definitely blue".

MWG - No Honey , sometimes the sky is gray or cloudy ".

Hilda -" The grass is definitely green ".

MWG -" No, Sugar , sometimes the grass is brown ".

Ralph - " Miss Wee - Gee , Does a poot have lumps "?

MWG - No , A poot is a gas & there are no lumps in gas ".

Ralph - " Well then , I have definitely MESSED in my britches.

***** 85 year old Miss Alma called the Medina Police - both of them . She wanted to make a complaint against her neighbors .

Miss Alma said " Them young folks are prancing around over there naked. I can't even look out my window without getting an eye full ."

The Officer walked to the window & looked out . He said " Miss Alma , I can't see in that window over there."

Miss Alma said " Well , you just climb on top of this dresser & lay down hanging off the corner & look in through that angle & tell me what you see."

***** Mr. John talking at Vernon's Gas & Go said he might have to move west due to breathing problems .

Mr John - I might move to New Mexico where it is hot , dry & only 5 % Calvinist.
Or I might go to Arizona where it is hot , dry , & 2 % Calvinist.

Uncle Slim said " John , Why don't you just go to Hell where it is plenty hot & dry & there ain't NO Calvinist."

ALERT, ALERT NEXT POST WILL BE A HOT ONE !!!!