PUNCHES IN BUNCHES

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         MY OLD BOXING COACH USED TO PREACH " THROW PUNCHES IN BUNCHES " SO WE ARE GOING TO THROW A BUNCH OF PUNCHES TODAY .

 1. LES MILES IS A BEACON OF HOPE TO EVERY JACKASS IN THE WORLD . LIVING PROOF THAT YOU CAN HAVE TOO MUCH TALENT TO FAIL .

 TOO BIG TO FAIL . LES HAS MORE PLAYERS THAN EVEN HE CAN SCREW UP . WATCHING LES MANAGE THE CLOCK IS PROOF THAT MILES DOES NOT EVEN UNDERSTAND A WRISTWATCH .

LSU WINS IN SPITE OF NOT BECAUSE OF MILES . IF THE TIGERS WERE HELPED INSTEAD OF HINDERED FROM THE SIDELINE THE REST OF THE SEC WOULD BE WITHOUT HOPE .

LSU , BEST TALENT , WORST COACH IN THE SEC .

2. DID YOU KNOW A 67 YEAR OLD MAN COULD JUMP LIKE THAT ? STEVE SPURRIER LOOKED LIKE A MAN AT A GAS STATION WHO RAN IN UTTER DESPERATION TO THE REST ROOM ONLY TO FIND THE DOOR LOCKED .

STEVE NEEDS TO BE ON THE CAROLINA DIVE TEAM . HE IS DOING A TWO AND A HALF TWIST FROM A STANDING START . UNBELIEVABLE FOR HIS AGE .

CAROLINA WOULD BE GREAT IF STEVE WOULD STOP TRYING TO PLAY QUARTERBACK .  SOS IS LIVING IN THE PAST , THINKING IT IS 1966 & OLD #11 IS STILL THROWING THE BALL .

THESE GUYS CAN'T DO THE THINGS YOU COULD STEVE . COACH THEM AND LET YESTERDAY GO .

3. THE T IN TENNESSEE & TEXAS A&M IS NOT FOR TACKLE .  THE VOLS AND AGGIES COULDN'T TACKLE A SENIOR CITIZEN STANDING STILL .

THE A&M DEFENSE IS ONE OF THE WORST I HAVE EVER SEEN . TEAMS GO THROUGH THE AGGIES LIKE A WET FART THROUGH  SILK DRAWERS .

A&M SCORED 59 AND ONLY WON BY TWO . I CAN REMEMBER WHEN IT WAS HARD TO SCORE 57 ON THE AGGIES IN HALF A SEASON .

4. HIGH SCHOOL HUGH FACES A FORK IN THE ROAD GAME AT ARKANSAS . IF THE LITTLE MAN CAN BEAT THE HOGS HE CAN WIN 6 OR 7 IN HIS FIRST YEAR AS REBEL BOSS .

THEY WILL BE CALLING HUGH ANOTHER JOHNNY V . HUGH IS NOTHING LIKE VAUGHT. JV WAS THE VALEDICTORIAN OF HIS CLASS .

VAUGHT'S INTELLIGENCE WAS SUPERSEDED ONLY BY A MASSIVE MEAN STREAK . THIS COMBINATION ENABLED JV TO WIN 75 % OF HIS TIME AT OLE MISS .

HUGH WILL NOT COME CLOSE TO THAT .

5. WHY DOES OLE MISS LOVE ARCHIE MANNING SO MUCH ? THE ADULATION OF # 18 IS OUT OF PROPORTION TO HIS PERFORMANCE .

THE REBELS WERE 22 - 10 -1 WITH ARCHIE AT QB . 2 - 1 IN BOWL GAMES , NO SEC CHAMPIONSHIPS , NEVER MORE THAN 8 WINS A YEAR & THAT HIGH WATER MARK ONLY ONCE  .

I THINK ARCHIE WAS 1 - 1 - 1 VERSUS STATE .

IS IT BECAUSE ARCHIE WAS SUCH A GREAT PERSON ? ONE OF MY BEST BUDS GREW UP WITH ARCHIE & LOVES HIM DEARLY .

A GREAT CAREER , A GREAT PERSON , DOES THIS MERIT THE LOFTY STATUS ARCHIE HOLDS ?

6. WHY IS PEYTON MANNING MUCH MORE LOVED AT TENNESSEE THAN TEE MARTIN ?

PEYTON 39 - 6 AS A STARTER , NO SEC TITLES ,NEVER BEAT FLORIDA  .
TEE 12 -&0  AS STARTER , SEC CHAMP, NATIONAL CHAMP , WHOOPED  THE GATORS & BAMA .

BUT PEYTON IS LIGHT YEARS MORE LOVED . WHY ?

***** ENOUGH PUNCHING FOR TODAY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111