HANGING & BANGING

**** THERE IS A NEED FOR ANGER MANAGEMENT IN FOOTBALL 

COACHES ARE GOING NUTSO ON THE SIDELINE , WILLIE MUSCAMP TOTALLY BAT - DOO, 

HEART ATTACK OR STROKE IS GOING TO HAPPEN . THESE BOYS ARE MADDER THAN THE GATORS WHEN THE POND WENT DRY .

WHAT ABOUT CHOIR - BOY PEYTON MANNING  ? OLE PEYTON SCREAMED THE MAGIC WORD . YOU KNOW THE ONE ABOUT MOMMA . 

THEN SWEET P TOLD THE REF THAT HE MOST RESPECTFULLY BEGGED  TO DIFFER WITH HIS CALL . 

WHAT PEYTON SAID WAS " THAT WAS THE WORST HIRSE - SHOT CALL I HAVE EVER SEEN . 

**** WHAT WE HAVE HERE IS A FAILURE TO COMMUNICATE .

 AN EXAMPLE OF MIS - COMMUNICATION : THERE WAS AN INDIAN WHO USED TO HANG AROUND MEDINA NAMED BULL KILLER .

BULL WOULD BRING HIS SWEET WIFE CINDY TO MONA'S CUT & CURL WHILE BULL WALKED UP TO THE BARBER SHOP TO VISIT WITH THE BENCH SETTERS . 

ONE DAY AMO JONES CAME RUNNING UP TO THE BARBER SHOP SAYING " BULL BULL, CINDY IS TELLING EVERYBODY YOU ARE IN THE KKK. 

BULL SAID" SAY WHAT , I AIN'T IN NO KLAN " 

AMO SAID " WELL CINDY TOLD EVERY  BODY THAT YOU WAS A REAL BOOGER UNDER THE SHEETS "

**** HOW ABOUT SOME COACH CHANGE TALK !

ARKANSAS - TOMMY TUBERVILLE
TENNESSEE - JOHN GRUDEN 
TEXAS TECH - SONNY DYKES
AUBURN - BOBBY PETRINO 
TEXAS - ???????

THAT SHOULD BE ENOUGH TO GET YOU TALKING . 
FOR THOSE WHO SAY NO ONE WILL HIRE PETRINO , FACT IS ; IF BOBBY CAN WIN GAMES THE SCHOOL WILL BUY HIM A CYCLE & RENT A HOT CHICK TO RIDE ALONG .

***** ELLIS JOHNSON AT SOUTHERN MISSISSIPPI .
 THAT IS LIKE GETTING A TICKET ON THE TITANIC . 

SECOND MISTAKE ELLIS MADE WAS HIRING HERO TOMMY WEST AS DC  . THE FIRST MISTAKE WAS GOING TO USM .  KIND OF LIKE WHEN CUSTER SAID " THEY LOOK LIKE FRIENDLY INDIANS ."

***** THOSE WHO SAID NO WOMAN UNDERSTANDS THE INFIELD FLY RULE , YOU HAVE BEEN PROVED WRONG BY MY DAUGHTER IN - LAW . 

RHG {RED HEADED GENIUS } NAILED IT , SO PAY UP DUDES .

I KNOW YOU WON'T BELIEVE THIS BUT SOMETIMES I AM ACCUSED OF TALKING A LITTLE TRASH .  RHG WAS A LITTLE FAZED BY THIS AT FIRST BUT SHE HAS ADJUSTED QUITE WELL . 

AS HAVE ALL MY SISTER IN - LAWS WHO USED TO HAVE TRAINING SESSIONS TO HELP THE NEW GIRLS COPE . RIGHT ,NEVA ,JAN ,DEE - ANN , & ANNIE .

***** HOW CAN YOU NOT VOTE FOR EDDIE MUNSTER FOR VP  ?

***** UNTIL THEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!