Wednesday, September 16, 2009

SOME THINGS TO PONDER;
The Medina Mystic needs answers to these questions.
1. Why do so many Memphis/Shelby County football players decide to play their last year or two at Olive Branch ? Is it true that time slows at the Mississippi state line ? Can that last season become two ?
2. Who is the wonderful family counselor at Germantown ? The Mystic has noticed that baseball players facing divorce in the family can transfer to G-town . By the end of the season Mom & Dad are back together & everyone moves back home happy.
3. Memphis area elite academic schools have seen the need to help at - risk students . The schools are stepping up by admitting at-risk students who do not qualify academically ,financially , or socially . All these at- risk students are big ,strong, & fast. My question is; Are there any at- risk students that are small, weak ,& slow ?
4. Will Big Dollar Fred buy an NFL team for Cannon to QB when he finishes at Memphis ?
5. Will BCS Tommy become the national spokeperson for Barak Obama Motors at the end of the season ?
Give me CASH to watch a Clunker
Tiger fans get down & HUNKER
Our team's in the DUMPER
Our coach is a JUNKER!!!!

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