ALL IN THE FAMILY

**** THE SUPER BOWL WILL BE THE HARBAUGH FAMILY GAME SHOW . 

BROTHERS JOHN & JIM WILL FACE OFF AS COACHES . FATHER JACK WAS ALSO A COLLEGE COACH .

SISTER JOAN IS MARRIED TO INDIANA  BASKETBALL COACH TOM CREAN . AND THE HARBAUGHS ARE COUSINS WITH THE COACHING GOTTFRIED BOYS MIKE,MARK, & JOE .

A BIG TIME EPISODE OF FAMILY FEUD. 

**** THE NINERS MUST JUST BE BETTER THAN THE FALCONS . 

ATLANTA HAD 3 BIG ADVANTAGES BUT COULD NOT CASH IN .

THE DIRTY BIRDS HAD HOME FIELD , THE BETTER QB , & FRISCO WAS MAKING THE DREADED WEST TO EAST TRAVEL .

THE LAST PACIFIC TIME ZONE TEAM TO WIN THE SUPER BOWL WAS SAN FRANCISCO IN SB29 . 

**** I DON'T THINK ANY OF THE NEW NFL COACHES WERE GREAT HIRES . 

I THINK CHIP KELLY WILL BE ONE OF THE WORST HIRES IN NFL HISTORY . 

WHAT DO THE EAGLES NEED WITH A COACH WHO RUNS HIS PLAYS FAST & FEATURES A RUNNING QB ? 

THAT DOG WILL NOT HUNT IN THE NFL . THE QB CAN'T TAKE THE POUNDING . 

**** I DON'T CARE WHAT PED'S DRUGS OR WHATEVER LANCE ARMSTRONG TOOK TO RIDE HIS CYCLE . 

I AM NOT INTERESTED . ANYONE WHO WEARS NUT - HUGGING SPANDEX & HANGS WITH CHERYL  CROWE NEEDS TO TAKE ANYTHING THEY CAN GET . 

LANCE CAN TAKE PED'S OR DRINK DOG PEE TO RIDE THAT BIKE  . IT DOES NOT MATTER TO ME .   
 **** I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUSS ABOUT MANTI TE'O  IS . 

75 % OF US ARE LIVING ON FANTASY ISLAND , SO WHAT DOES AN IMAGINARY GIRLFRIEND HURT ?

WE ARE SPENDING ALL THIS TIME TRYING TO DETERMINE IS MANTI DISHONEST OR JUST STUPID ? 

WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE ? IF I AM AN NFL TEAM AND THIS GUY CAN PLAY HE CAN HAVE AN IMAGINARY HAREM  IF HE WANTS. 

IF HE IS NOT A PLAYER LET HIM GO PRETEND ALL HE WANTS .

WE ALL LIVE IN POTEMKIN VILLAGES ANYWAY . 

**** SPEAKING OF ; DO YOU REMEMBER MY COUSIN ? HE WAS HALF MEXICAN ,HALF IRISH . 

HIS DAD A ROWDY IRISHMAN MARRIED A BEAUTIFUL SENORITA & THE RESULT WAS MY COUSIN JULIO MCLEMORE . 

JULIO'S HOME WAS A WONDERFUL BLEND OF CULTURE . WE HAD POTATO TACOS & BIG MUGS OF FROSTY TEQUILA . 

EVERY YEAR JULIO AND I WOULD SING DANNY BOY AT THE MEDINA IRISH FESTIVAL . 

JULIO WAS VISITING IRELAND  WHEN A MAN SHOVED A GUN IN HIS BACK AND ASKED PROTESTANT OR CATHOLIC ? 

JULIO THINKING FAST SAID JEWISH . 

THE GUNMAN SAID " OH I MUST BE THE LUCKIEST ARAB IN ALL OF IRELAND "         

**** HEY MR TAMBOURINE MAN PLAY A SONG FOR ME !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!