COACHING SCRAMBLE

**** THE MUSICAL CHAIR COACHES EDITION IS OFF AND RUNNING . TEAMS EVERYWHERE ARE HIRING AND FIRING COACHES .

THE SEC , COLLEGE'S FINEST CONFERENCE ,HAS FOUR NEW COACHES . 

IMO, ARKANSAS CAME OUT ON TOP PICKING BRET BIELEMA  FROM WISCONSIN . BIELEMA HAD FOUR DOUBLE DIGIT WIN SEASONS IN THE SIX YEARS HE LEAD THE BADGERS . PRETTY STRONG . 

BIELEMA COACHES THE KIND OF POWER FOOTBALL THAT PLAYS WELL IN THE SEC . THE ONLY KNOCK ON BRET IS A STATEMENT HE MADE " WE IN THE BIG -10 DON'T WANT TO BE THE SEC IN ANY WAY "

**** AUBURN CAME IN SECOND WITH GUS MALZAHN . GUS ONLY HAS ONE YEAR AS A COLLEGE HEAD COACH . 

BUT THAT ONE YEAR WAS AT THE NEW SEC CRADLE OF COACHES : - ARKANSAS STATE . 

A - STATE GAVE THE SEC HUGH FREEZE ,NOW GUS MALZAHN . 

GUS WAS THE OC DURING AUBURN 'S CHAMPIONSHIP SEASON IN 2010 . THE WAR EAGLES ARE HOPING FOR A BACK TO THE FUTURE GIG . 

LET ME SEE IF I HAVE THIS RIGHT,

HIGH SCHOOL COACH  TO COLLEGE ASST.  TO A - STATE HC , THEN TO SEC HC. SEEMS TO BE THE PATH .

**** BUTCH JONES TO TENNESSEE . I THINK JONES IS A GOOD COACH BUT VOL FANS HAVE TO BE LET DOWN .

WHEN YOU HAVE TO ASK FOUR OR FIVE GIRLS TO THE PROM BEFORE GETTING A YES , IT IS MORE OF A RELIEF THAN A THRILL .  

THE REALLY HOT CHICKS HAVE SAID NO , SO YOU END UP WITH A GIRL THAT IS JUST GLAD TO BE ASKED . 

JONES WILL HAVE A HARD JOB ON THE HILL . THE VOL SHIP IS MOVING IN THE WRONG DIRECTION & WILL BE HARD TO REVERSE COURSE . 

**** MARK STOOPS TO KENTUCKY . IT DOESN'T MATTER WHO IS COACH AT KENTUCKY . THE BIG BLUE IS BASKETBALL ALL THE WAY . 

I HAVE NOT SEEN THAT CUTE ASHLEY JUDD AT FOOTBALL GAMES BUT SHE IS THERE FOR THE HOOPS . 

ABOUT THE ONLY THING KENTUCKY ACCOMPLISHED WAS GETTING A FOOTBALL COACH WHO CUSSES AS WELL AS THE BASKETBALL COACH .

**** TOLD YOU SO ! I TOLD YOU TUBERVILLE WOULD GET OUT OF LUBBOCK FASTER THAN BUDDY HOLLEY . 

 ONLY PEOPLE IN LUBBOCK ARE IN THE FEDERAL WITNESS PROTECTION PROGRAM . LUBBOCK IS ONLY AN HOUR FROM DALLAS BY PHONE . 

ANYWAY OLE TOMMY - T IS IN THE WIND . 

**** TOLD YOU BOBBY PETRINO WOULD GET ANOTHER JOB . HOW ABOUT WESTERN KENTUCKY . 

850 - K PLUS INCENTIVES . LIKE A NEW MOTORCYCLE AND SMOKING HOT CHICK TO RIDE  .     

 I HEARD BOBBY - P WAS REQUIRED TO TAKE A DRIVER SAFETY COURSE . UWK WILL BE MUCH MORE UNDERSTANDING  THAN ARKANSAS ABOUT MID -LIFE CRISIS .

**** MY BUDDY MIKE {SON OF GEORGE } MCINTRYE  TO COLORADO . GOOD LUCK MIKE . 

THE BUFFS HAVE BEEN PASSING GAS UP WIND FOR A WHILE . IT WILL TAKE TIME TO CLIMB THAT PILE OF BUFFALO CHIPS 

UNTIL NEXT TIME .