Monday, September 17, 2012

TURN THE WORLD UP-SIDE DOWN

**** HIGH SCHOOL 

 TWO WEST TENNESSEE HIGH SCHOOLS SHOCKED THE HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL LAST WEEK . THE SOUTH GIBSON AKA MEDINA HORNETS BEAT MIGHTY MILAN . THE BULLDOGS ARE THE KING OF THE MOUNTAIN IN WEST TENNESSEE FOOTBALL . FOUR STATE TITLES AND FOUR RUNNER-UPS ATTEST TO THE KING .

 THE HORNETS IN ONLY THEIR SECOND YEAR OF EXISTENCE BEAT THE DAWGS . SO NOW MILAN FACES A REBELLION IN THEIR FOOTBALL KINGDOM FROM ONLY EIGHT MILES AWAY . 

 ON THE SAME NIGHT POOR RELATION WEST CARROLL WHIPPED HUNTINGTON FOR THE FIRST TIME . THE NEVER - DO - WELL WAR EAGLES POPPED THE UPPITY MUSTANGS PRETTY GOOD .  

 IS THE SOCIAL ORDER AS BOBBY D USED TO SING THE TIMES ARE A - CHANGING ?

OLIVE  BRANCH IS VERY GOOD . MUS DID BEAT THEMSELVES BUT OB IS GOOD . THEY ARE A SIMPLE SPREAD TEAM WITH GREAT SPEED . 

 WHAT MAKES THE BRANCH SO TOUGH IS THEIR CONTROL OF THE MEMPHIS RECRUITING AREA . LIKE THIS YEAR OB NEEDED A QB SO THEY GOT ONE FROM AS FAR NORTH AS POSSIBLE IN THEIR OFFICIAL MEMPHIS RECRUITING TERRITORY.  HOW GOOD WOULD OB BE WITHOUT SAM CRAFT ?

**** COLLEGE

 TENNESSEE IS BACK IN THE REAL WORLD . THE GATOR SPEED BURNED THE VOLS IN THE FOURTH QUARTER . DREAMS OF 8 OR 9 WINS HAVE DIED & 7 SEEMS IFFY . THE LITTLE DOOLEY BOY MAY  NEED TO CHECK THE WANT ADS .

THE ARKANSAS DREAM SEASON HAS TURNED INTO A HAWG NIGHTMARE . COACH FIRED, UPSET LOSS . QB HURT , MONSTER BUTT - WHUPPING  . THE HAWGS ARE ASKING " WHAT IS HOUSTON NUTT DOING NOW ?"

HUGH FREEZE HAS NOT MADE THE MISTAKE OF PLAYING TEAMS WITH BETTER PLAYERS VERY OFTEN IN HIS CAREER . HE DID WITH TEXAS . FREEZE BETTER RE- READ THE CHAPTER IN THE BENNY HINN BOOK BUILDING A PROGRAM BY SCHEDULING.

OH. I FORGOT HUGH IS IN THE SEC NOW AND CAN'T DO MUCH ABOUT THAT SCHEDULE . DON'T WORRY HUGH , I DON'T THINK ANYBODY WILL SCORE  MORE THAN 66 . I DOUBT THAT MORE THAN ONE OR TWO WILL EVEN GET 50 .  

 WILL MEMPHIS EVER LEARN IT DOESN'T MATTER WHO THE COACH IS OR WHERE YOU PLAY ? 

 IT IS ALL ABOUT THE PLAYERS STUPID . THE TIGERS MUST GET BETTER PLAYERS TO EVER IMPROVE . YOU CAN'T COACH THEM TO BE BIGGER OR RUN FASTER . YOU HAVE TO FIND THOSE THAT CAN .  MEMPHIS MAKES THE SAME ERRORS OVER AND OVER . LIKE A MAN ON A MERRY GO  AROUND WHO KEEPS WONDERING WHY HE KEEPS COMING  TO THE SAME PLACE AGAIN AND AGAIN.  

**** NFL 

 THE COWBOYS STINK . I AM TIRED OF WAITING . THE BLAME FALLS ON YOU JERRY JONES . NOT GARRETT OR ROMO  OR ANY OF THOSE OTHER STOOGES . 

 JERRY , PRODUCE OR GET OFF THE POT . IF YOU CAN'T DO IT GIVE SOMEONE ELSE THE SEAT .

 JJ , IT WAS BEEN 16 SUPER BOWLS SINCE THE COWBOYS WERE RIDING HIGH . THE CAP STOPPED YOU FROM JUST BUYING A WINNER . 

 I THINK YOU NEED TO FIRE SOMEBODY ,NAMELY JERRY JONES .

TILL NEXT TIME!!!!!!!!1

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