WHY CAN'T MIKE LEACH GET A JOB ?

**** MIKE LEACH IS A FOOTBALL COACH , A PRETTY GOOD ONE . LEACH WAS FIRED FROM HIS JOB AT TEXAS TECH .

SO WHAT ? LOTS OF COACHES GET FIRED . BUM PHILLIPS USED TO SAY THERE ARE TWO KINDS OF COACHES : THOSE THAT HAVE BEEN FIRED & THOSE THAT ARE GOING TO GET FIRED .

MOST COACHES WHO ARE FIRED GET ANOTHER CHANCE RIGHT AWAY . NOT LEACH . THINGS ARE DIFFERENT FOR LEACH BECAUSE LEACH IS DIFFERENT .

LEACH HAD A WINNING SEASON EVERY YEAR HE WAS COACH . HE WON 8 OR MORE GAMES 8 OUT OF HIS 10 YEARS . HE WAS 84 - 43 WHEN THE AX FELL . ALL THIS AT TEXAS TECH WHERE SUCCESS IS NOT OFTEN FOUND . LEACH TOOK TEAMS TO BOWLS EVERY YEAR & HAD A WINNING BOWL RECORD .

WHY WAS THE WINING-EST COACH IN SCHOOL HISTORY FIRED ? THE EXCUSE WAS THAT LEACH WAS MEAN TO POOR LITTLE ADAM JAMES . ADAM HAD A CONCUSSION & LEACH HAD HIM CONFINED TO A DARK ROOM .

ADAM'S SUPERSTAR DAD CRAIG JAMES OF ESPN DEMANDED THAT LEACH BE FIRED . THE TEXAS TECH FRONT OFFICE PULLED THE PLUG ON LEACH .

ALL THIS IS B@LLSH* T TO COVER UP THE REAL REASON FOR FIRING LEACH . THE REASON LEACH HAD TO GO WAS HIS CONTRACT .

LEACH WON A CONTRACT STRUGGLE WITH THE SCHOOL A YEAR OR SO AGO . THE UNIVERSITY DID NOT WANT TO PAY LEACH THE MONEY . MIKE HAD AN 800,000 DOLLAR BONUS COMING DUE .

WHEN LEACH WON THE CONTRACT BATTLE HE SIGNED HIS DEATH WARRANT . THE MONEY BOYS HAD NO INTENTION OF PAYING THAT MONEY SO LEACH HAD TO GO . THE ADAM JAMES CONTROVERSY GAVE THEM AN EXCUSE . THEY WENT FOR IT .

THE REASON LEACH HAS NOT BEEN HIRED ELSEWHERE IS BECAUSE HE IS SO DIFFERENT . MIKE IS APART FROM THE NORM IN EVERYWAY .

HE HAS A LAW DEGREE FROM PEPPERDINE WHERE AS MOST COACHES ARE PE OR RECREATION MAJORS .

LEACH SHOWS INTEREST IN THINGS OTHER THAN FOOTBALL LIKE PIRATES & INDIAN TRIBES . EACH OFF SEASON HE TRIES TO BECOME AN EXPERT IN A NEW AREA .

LEACH DOES NOT MODEL THE CEO DRESS THAT MANY COACHES PREFER . I DOUBT HE OWNS A TIE OR AN EXPENSIVE SUIT . HE WORE SHORTS TO THE OFFICE & FLIP FLOPS TO PRACTICE .

BUT THE REAL KICKER IS THAT LEACH NEVER PLAYED FOOTBALL . THIS FACT DENIES LEACH ENTRY INTO THE COACHING BROTHERHOOD . COACHES MUST FOSTER THE LIE THAT PLAYING EXPERIENCE GIVES ONE AN ESOTERIC KNOWLEDGE .

IT IS NOT TOO HARD TO BE THE BRIGHTEST BULB ON THE COACHING TREE . THESE BOYS LIFTED WEIGHTS NOT BOOKS . IF NOT FOR FOOTBALL THESE DUDES WOULD BE ON THE LOADING DOCKS .

COACHES CAN'T ADMIT THAT LEACH IS SMARTER THAN MOST OF THEM & CAN WIN AT LUBBOCK TEXAS . THE NON- PLAYER HAS DEVELOPED THE OFFENSE THAT MOST OF THEM ARE TRYING TO COPY .

IN THE COACHING WORLD TO BE DIFFERENT IS THE GREATEST SIN OF ALL !

R. C. ELVIS JOHNSON SHOULD HIRE LEACH AT MEMPHIS . IF JOHNSON IS YOUR AD YOU SHOULDN'T BE ASHAMED OF LEACH AS YOUR COACH .

IF LEACH COULD GET GREAT PLAYERS TO COME TO LUBBOCK HE COULD DARN SURE GET THEM TO COME TO MEMPHIS .

IF MEMPHIS COULD GET THE PLAYERS IN A 50 MILE RADIUS OF THE CITY THE TIGERS WOULD BE IN THE TOP 20 EVERY YEAR . I THINK THE OLD PIRATE COULD DO IT .

THE AIR RAID OFFENSE COMES TO MEMPHIS WOO ! DADDY I WOULD BUY A TICKET .

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