THE LOVE SONG OF JOHN V. CALIPARI

*** Kentucky fans don't be shocked . Every year Cal is your coach you will have a front row seat for the Show Me Some Love summer tour .

The Little Lizard has a huge ego that requires constant attention. Cal will be rumored for every basketball job in the universe & a couple of Prime Minister positions.

Memphis suffered the tour for nine long years . Every year Cal was going somewhere . The school had to give Cal more power & more money to prove they loved him most of all .

This is Kentucky's first year on the tour . Calipari might want to rethink the game with the Big Blue . If Cal is not careful his Alligator ego may overload his humming bird butt .

Kentucky is not Memphis . Memphis was the ugly little sister , while Kentucky is a real deal prom queen . Memphis was not too proud to beg Calipari to stay . I would think Kentucky is .

When Cal leaves it will be for more glitter & glory . The money is not the prime factor . The dollars are Cal's way of keeping score .

Cal will have to look to the NBA to find more glitter & glory than Kentucky .

The Big Blue may be too proud to do all the butt kissing Cal needs . Kentucky knows Cal needs Kentucky much more than Kentucky needs Cal .

Kentucky has won seven national championships , Cal has none . If Cal wins it at Kentucky he will be the fifth coach to do so .Just another dude in line .

After John embarrasses Kentucky by doing the Show Me Love thing , Big Blue fans will ask " Why do we need this turd?"

We don't care if Cal goes away
to coach LeBron in the NBA
We are not begging you to stay
take your little a$$ on your merry way .

Be careful Cal be careful

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