BOBBY , TIGER , & CHARLIE

* Florida State pushed Bobby Bowden out the door . He did not want to go. Old Bobby wanted one more year.

Bobby was the coach at FSU for 34 years. His record was 315 - 97 - 4. But 42 of the losses came in the last nine seasons.

Bowden was 90 - 36 - 3 in his first 11 seasons leading the Seminoles.

Then FSU ripped off the most amazing 14 year run in college football history. The Seminoles were 152 - 19 - 1 winning double digits every year & two national championships .

What if Bowden had retired after the 2000 season ? He would have been 71 years old & hailed as the greatest college football coach ever.

Instead Bobby stayed too long & was tossed out like a broken chair. It was a sad end to a wonderful career.

* What is all the confusion over Tiger ? His wife whipped his butt simple as that.

No shame in that . Happens to most of us from time to time. Chilli Pepper has unloaded a can of Whoop on me before.

What happened ? Tiger & Elin were having an intense discussion when Elin lit into Tiger like a bobcat.

Getting clawed & scracthed Tiger chose to make a run for it. He jumped in the SUV & headed for the hills.

Elin in hot pursuit took a 3 - iron & smashed out the window behind Tiger's noggin. Tiger said what the .

Being distracted by smashing glass in his ear Tiger hit the tree. What is so hard to understand ?

* Norte Dame fired Fat Charlie. Now the Domers have to find a new coach. They will be surprised how hard it will be.

ND is not a good job anymore. 3 reasons
a. academics - too hard
b. climate - too cold
c. women - few hotties - many notties

If I am a great player why would I go somehere I have to study my butt off when I can just roll with the flow elsewhere.

I do not want to risk my coconuts when I could be on the beach admiring the view.

I want the girls to look like Erin Andrews & Layla Kiffin not Russian weightlifters.

The Irish need to find some of those student - athletes & forget the Players!!