*****
THERE WEREN'T ANY IRANIANS ON THE PLAYGROUND AT MEDINA . THIS IS THE REASON IRAN DOES NOT UNDERSTAND THE PSYCHOLOGY OF TRASH TALKING .
THE NUMBER ONE RULE OF TRASH TALKING IS TO BE ABLE TO DO WHAT YOU SAY . IT IS SURE DISASTER TO TALK TRASH AND NOT BE ABLE TO DELIVER .
THE OTHER KEY PRINCIPLE IS TO ACCURATELY EVALUATE THE THREAT OF OTHERS . CAN THEY CARRY OUT THEIR TALK ?
FOR EXAMPLE : ROY TUGGLE ,FIFTH GRADE . ROY HAD BEEN HELD BACK 2 TO 3 YEARS & WAS OLDER & LARGER THAN THE REST OF US .
ROY TALKED A LOT OF TRASH & HE SURE COULD DELIVER . THERE WAS AMPLE PROOF EVERY DAY AT RECESS .
ROY MADE FOLKS EAT DIRT , ADMINISTERED WEDGIES ,& HIS SIGNATURE SWIRLY EVERY DAY AT RECESS .
A SWIRLY WAS WHERE ROY STUCK YOUR HEAD IN THE COMMODE & FLUSHED IT . SORT OF A FORE - RUNNER TO WATER-BOARDING. IF ROY WAS IN A GOOD MOOD HE USED A FRESH COMMODE .
EVEN THOUGH HIS SHOES WERE WET & HIS JEANS WERE DAMP , ROY WAS NEVER PUNISHED FOR THESE CRIMES . NONE OF THE VICTIMS SAW A THING . NARY A WITNESS .
ONE DAY , ROY PUT MY HAND IN A VICE IN THE AG - SHOP . ROY THEN TIGHTEN THE VICE. JUST ABOUT WHEN I WAS GOING TO BECOME KNOWN AS LEFTY ,MY OLDER & LARGER COUSIN BUD ARRIVED TO THE RESCUE . BUD GAVE ROY 3 MAJOR KICKS IN THE TAIL & SOME SERIOUS ADVICE .
NOW ROY TALKED TRASH & HE DELIVERED . YOU HAD TWO CHOICES; YOU COULD MEEKLY GO TO RECESS & MEET YOUR FATE OR YOU COULD MAKE A PREEMPTIVE STRIKE.
A PREEMPTIVE STRIKE WAS WHERE YOU PICKED UP THE HEAVIEST THING YOU COULD SWING & WITH NO WARNING HIT ROY UPSIDE THE HEAD .
A NOTE OF EXTREME WARNING . IF YOU MAKE A PREEMPTIVE STRIKE ,MAKE SURE YOU FINISH THE JOB . SEE PEARL HARBOR FOR EXAMPLE .
NOW IRAN IS TALKING SERIOUS TRASH . CAN THEY BACK IT UP ? I DON'T KNOW. IT IS WHAT ISRAEL THINKS THAT MATTERS .
IF ISRAEL THINKS IRAN'S TALK IS FOR REAL , DON'T EXPECT ISRAEL TO WAIT TILL RECESS . COUNT ON THE HEBREWS MAKING A PREEMPTIVE STRIKE .
CLOSING ON A HAPPY NOTE : ROY HOOKED UP WITH REBA MCCOY, THE LARGEST GIRL IN SCHOOL . REBA WAS SO BIG SHE WAS THE ONLY CHILD WITHOUT A DESK . SHE DID HER WORK AT A TABLE IN THE BACK OF THE ROOM . IF NO CHILD 'S BEHIND LEFT HAD BEEN THE LAW THEN THEY WOULD HAVE NEEDED A CRANE TO MOVE REBA ALONG .
LAST I HEARD ROY & REBA HAD TOURED THE WORLD ,ENJOYING A MOST SUCCESSFUL CAREER IN MIXED TAG TEAM PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING .
THANKS FOR READING !!!!!!!!!
Monday, February 27, 2012
Tuesday, February 21, 2012
A WALKING CONTRADICTION
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ELECTIONS ARE A HARD TIME FOR ME . I HAVE A HARD TIME FIGURING OUT MY POSITION ON THE ISSUES .
SOME ISSUES I AM ON THE FAR LEFT, OTHERS I AM ON THE FAR RIGHT . ALL THE INTERNET QUIZ SAY I AM A MODERATE.
I AM NOT SURE THAT EXTREME POSITIONS THAT TEND TO BALANCE OUT MAKES ONE A MODERATE . POLITICALLY BI - POLAR WOULD BE MORE ACCURATE .
WHAT REALLY DRIVES ME NUTS IS THAT ALL OF MY BELIEFS HAVE EXCEPTIONS . FOR EXAMPLE ;
1. I AM PRO - LIFE AGAINST ABORTION . EXCEPT IF THE MOTHERS' LIFE IS IN DANGER .
2. I AM OPPOSED TO THE DEATH PENALTY . EXCEPT IN CASE OF CHILD RAPE OR MURDER .
3. I AM IN FAVOR OF ENFORCING TOUGH IMMIGRATION LAWS . EXCEPT FOR THE ALABAMA FARMERS WHO COULD NOT FIND PICKERS .
4. I AM A COMMITTED ISOLATIONIST . EXCEPT IN CASE OF ISRAEL .
5. I THINK I BELIEVE IN A FREE MARKET ECONOMY . EXCEPT FOR MY CONCERN ABOUT ECONOMIC DARWINISM .
6. I AM SO CONFUSED ON HEALTH CARE THAT MY EXCEPTIONS HAVE EXCEPTIONS .
7. SOCIAL SECURITY IS A PONZI SCHEME BUT SOCIETY NEEDS SAFETY NETS .
AND ON AND ON . CAN YOU SMELL WHAT I AM STEPPING IN ?
I JUST WANT A SIMPLE COURSE OF ACTION ;
1 . BRING OUR JOBS & SOLDIERS HOME
2. A SIMPLE FLAT TAX WHERE EVERYONE PAYS THE SAME PERCENTAGE ON ALL TYPES OF INCOME .
3. GET THE GOVERNMENT OUT OF DEBT . CUT GOVERNMENT SPENDING PLEASE .
I AM REMINDED OF A FAVORITE SONG ;
" AS THE WORLD SEEMS SPINNING HOPELESSLY OUT OF CONTROL ,THERE 'S DECEIVERS AND BELIEVERS AND OLD IN- BETWEEN'ERS WHO HAVE NO PLACE TO GO '
***** A TOPIC FOR ANOTHER DAY . IS THERE ANY HOPE FOR THE PUBLIC SCHOOL ?
THANKS FOR READING !!!!!!!!
ELECTIONS ARE A HARD TIME FOR ME . I HAVE A HARD TIME FIGURING OUT MY POSITION ON THE ISSUES .
SOME ISSUES I AM ON THE FAR LEFT, OTHERS I AM ON THE FAR RIGHT . ALL THE INTERNET QUIZ SAY I AM A MODERATE.
I AM NOT SURE THAT EXTREME POSITIONS THAT TEND TO BALANCE OUT MAKES ONE A MODERATE . POLITICALLY BI - POLAR WOULD BE MORE ACCURATE .
WHAT REALLY DRIVES ME NUTS IS THAT ALL OF MY BELIEFS HAVE EXCEPTIONS . FOR EXAMPLE ;
1. I AM PRO - LIFE AGAINST ABORTION . EXCEPT IF THE MOTHERS' LIFE IS IN DANGER .
2. I AM OPPOSED TO THE DEATH PENALTY . EXCEPT IN CASE OF CHILD RAPE OR MURDER .
3. I AM IN FAVOR OF ENFORCING TOUGH IMMIGRATION LAWS . EXCEPT FOR THE ALABAMA FARMERS WHO COULD NOT FIND PICKERS .
4. I AM A COMMITTED ISOLATIONIST . EXCEPT IN CASE OF ISRAEL .
5. I THINK I BELIEVE IN A FREE MARKET ECONOMY . EXCEPT FOR MY CONCERN ABOUT ECONOMIC DARWINISM .
6. I AM SO CONFUSED ON HEALTH CARE THAT MY EXCEPTIONS HAVE EXCEPTIONS .
7. SOCIAL SECURITY IS A PONZI SCHEME BUT SOCIETY NEEDS SAFETY NETS .
AND ON AND ON . CAN YOU SMELL WHAT I AM STEPPING IN ?
I JUST WANT A SIMPLE COURSE OF ACTION ;
1 . BRING OUR JOBS & SOLDIERS HOME
2. A SIMPLE FLAT TAX WHERE EVERYONE PAYS THE SAME PERCENTAGE ON ALL TYPES OF INCOME .
3. GET THE GOVERNMENT OUT OF DEBT . CUT GOVERNMENT SPENDING PLEASE .
I AM REMINDED OF A FAVORITE SONG ;
" AS THE WORLD SEEMS SPINNING HOPELESSLY OUT OF CONTROL ,THERE 'S DECEIVERS AND BELIEVERS AND OLD IN- BETWEEN'ERS WHO HAVE NO PLACE TO GO '
***** A TOPIC FOR ANOTHER DAY . IS THERE ANY HOPE FOR THE PUBLIC SCHOOL ?
THANKS FOR READING !!!!!!!!
Monday, February 13, 2012
THE BAIL OUT
*****
THERE WERE SEVERAL SWINGS ON THE PLAYGROUND AT MEDINA SCHOOL . THE SWINGS CONSISTED OF TWO A - FRAMES CONNECTED BY A CROSSBAR . CHAINS FROM THE CROSSBAR DOWN TO A BOARD FOR A SEAT .
THE CROSSBAR WAS ABOUT EIGHT FEET HIGH ALTHOUGH IT LOOKED LIKE 25 FEET TO A THIRD GRADER . YOU COULD GO AS HIGH AS THE LENGTH OF THE CHAINS AND GRAVITY WOULD ALLOW .
WHEN YOU GOT GOING YOU WOULD SWING IN A BIG U - SHAPED ARCH .YOU WOULD GO FORWARD TILL THE CHAINS & GRAVITY STOPPED YOU . THEN AFTER A SLIGHT PAUSE YOU WOULD GO INTO A BACK -SWING UNTIL THE PROCESS REVERSED AGAIN .
YOU WOULD GO BACK & FORTH IN THE BIG ARC , RISING HIGH ABOVE THE CROSSBAR ON BOTH THE SWING & THE BACK - SWING .
THIS LEAD TO THE BAIL OUT . WHEN YOU COMPLETED THE BACK - SWING ,BEGAN THE FRONT SWING AT THE BOTTOM ON THE U - SHAPE YOU LEAPED OUT OF THE SWING .
THE SPEED OF THE SWING WOULD PROPEL YOUR BODY TO TUMBLE OUT OF CONTROL ACROSS THE PLAYGROUND . YOUR ARMS AND LEGS WOULD BE MOVING AT SPEEDS YOU COULD NOT CONTROL .
YOU WOULD GO SPINNING OUT HEAD OVER HEELS , ROLLING , STIRRING UP A DUST DEVIL WEST TEXAS WOULD BE PROUD OF.
SOMETIMES YOUR PANTS WOULD BE TURNED BACKWARDS . OH , THIS WAS GREAT FUN . YOU WOULD DUST OFF , JUMP IN LINE TO GO AGAIN .
BEING A MUCH DEEPER THINKER THAN MOST THIRD GRADERS THIS VELOCITY & MOMENTUM WAS A PUZZLEMENT TO ME .
I CONCLUDE IT WAS THE SPEED OF THE SWING THAT CAUSED THESE FACTORS WHEN ONE BAILED OUT . I THEN REASONED THAT IF ONE BAILED WHEN THERE WAS NO SPEED , THE VELOCITY & MOMENTUM WOULD NOT OCCUR .
IT SEEMED SIMPLE TO ME , JUST BAIL DURING THE PAUSE WHEN THE SWING WAS OVER THE BAR . WITH NO VELOCITY TO PROPEL YOU ,YOU WOULD JUST FLOAT TO THE GROUND .
SO I ANNOUNCED MY PLAN . I WAS GOING TO BAIL OUT OVER THE BAR . THE NEWS SPREAD LIKE WILDFIRE . JOE DAVID WAS GOING TO BAIL OUT OVER THE BAR .
THE ENTIRE ELEMENTARY SCHOOL GATHERED AT RECESS TO WATCH . EVEN THE SIXTH GRADERS WERE CAPTIVATED .
I BEGAN TO SWING & GAZE OUT OVER THE ASSEMBLED MULTITUDES . WHEN THE BELL RANG TO END RECESS I WAS GOING TO BAIL .
AS I REACHED THE TOP OF THE FRONT SWING WHEN THE PAUSE OCCURRED I JUMPED OUT OF THE SWING .
I SEEMED TO DROP MUCH FASTER THAN I ANTICIPATED . I HIT LIKE A SPEAR THROWN INTO THE GROUND .
THE GROUND WAS A MORE SUDDEN STOP THAN THE OTHER RUNNING BAIL OUT. I HIT FEET FIRST , & FELL IN A HEAP TO THE LEFT .
MY HIP JOINTS FELT LIKE THEY WERE UP AROUND MY EARS . MY LITTLE BEHIND WAS IN LINE WITH MY ANKLES . I WOULD HAVE TO ROLL DOWN MY SOCKS TO ANSWER NATURE'S CALL .
MY BUDDIES HELPED ME INSIDE , WHERE I SPENT THE REST OF THE DAY PONDERING THE MYSTERY OF VELOCITY & MOMENTUM .
THOUGH I CONTINUED TO THINK ABOUT THESE THINGS I DID NOT CONDUCT ANY MORE EXPERIMENTS .
TO MY KNOWLEDGE NO ONE ELSE HAS BAILED OUT OVER THE BAR AT MEDINA .
THANKS FOR READING !!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
THERE WERE SEVERAL SWINGS ON THE PLAYGROUND AT MEDINA SCHOOL . THE SWINGS CONSISTED OF TWO A - FRAMES CONNECTED BY A CROSSBAR . CHAINS FROM THE CROSSBAR DOWN TO A BOARD FOR A SEAT .
THE CROSSBAR WAS ABOUT EIGHT FEET HIGH ALTHOUGH IT LOOKED LIKE 25 FEET TO A THIRD GRADER . YOU COULD GO AS HIGH AS THE LENGTH OF THE CHAINS AND GRAVITY WOULD ALLOW .
WHEN YOU GOT GOING YOU WOULD SWING IN A BIG U - SHAPED ARCH .YOU WOULD GO FORWARD TILL THE CHAINS & GRAVITY STOPPED YOU . THEN AFTER A SLIGHT PAUSE YOU WOULD GO INTO A BACK -SWING UNTIL THE PROCESS REVERSED AGAIN .
YOU WOULD GO BACK & FORTH IN THE BIG ARC , RISING HIGH ABOVE THE CROSSBAR ON BOTH THE SWING & THE BACK - SWING .
THIS LEAD TO THE BAIL OUT . WHEN YOU COMPLETED THE BACK - SWING ,BEGAN THE FRONT SWING AT THE BOTTOM ON THE U - SHAPE YOU LEAPED OUT OF THE SWING .
THE SPEED OF THE SWING WOULD PROPEL YOUR BODY TO TUMBLE OUT OF CONTROL ACROSS THE PLAYGROUND . YOUR ARMS AND LEGS WOULD BE MOVING AT SPEEDS YOU COULD NOT CONTROL .
YOU WOULD GO SPINNING OUT HEAD OVER HEELS , ROLLING , STIRRING UP A DUST DEVIL WEST TEXAS WOULD BE PROUD OF.
SOMETIMES YOUR PANTS WOULD BE TURNED BACKWARDS . OH , THIS WAS GREAT FUN . YOU WOULD DUST OFF , JUMP IN LINE TO GO AGAIN .
BEING A MUCH DEEPER THINKER THAN MOST THIRD GRADERS THIS VELOCITY & MOMENTUM WAS A PUZZLEMENT TO ME .
I CONCLUDE IT WAS THE SPEED OF THE SWING THAT CAUSED THESE FACTORS WHEN ONE BAILED OUT . I THEN REASONED THAT IF ONE BAILED WHEN THERE WAS NO SPEED , THE VELOCITY & MOMENTUM WOULD NOT OCCUR .
IT SEEMED SIMPLE TO ME , JUST BAIL DURING THE PAUSE WHEN THE SWING WAS OVER THE BAR . WITH NO VELOCITY TO PROPEL YOU ,YOU WOULD JUST FLOAT TO THE GROUND .
SO I ANNOUNCED MY PLAN . I WAS GOING TO BAIL OUT OVER THE BAR . THE NEWS SPREAD LIKE WILDFIRE . JOE DAVID WAS GOING TO BAIL OUT OVER THE BAR .
THE ENTIRE ELEMENTARY SCHOOL GATHERED AT RECESS TO WATCH . EVEN THE SIXTH GRADERS WERE CAPTIVATED .
I BEGAN TO SWING & GAZE OUT OVER THE ASSEMBLED MULTITUDES . WHEN THE BELL RANG TO END RECESS I WAS GOING TO BAIL .
AS I REACHED THE TOP OF THE FRONT SWING WHEN THE PAUSE OCCURRED I JUMPED OUT OF THE SWING .
I SEEMED TO DROP MUCH FASTER THAN I ANTICIPATED . I HIT LIKE A SPEAR THROWN INTO THE GROUND .
THE GROUND WAS A MORE SUDDEN STOP THAN THE OTHER RUNNING BAIL OUT. I HIT FEET FIRST , & FELL IN A HEAP TO THE LEFT .
MY HIP JOINTS FELT LIKE THEY WERE UP AROUND MY EARS . MY LITTLE BEHIND WAS IN LINE WITH MY ANKLES . I WOULD HAVE TO ROLL DOWN MY SOCKS TO ANSWER NATURE'S CALL .
MY BUDDIES HELPED ME INSIDE , WHERE I SPENT THE REST OF THE DAY PONDERING THE MYSTERY OF VELOCITY & MOMENTUM .
THOUGH I CONTINUED TO THINK ABOUT THESE THINGS I DID NOT CONDUCT ANY MORE EXPERIMENTS .
TO MY KNOWLEDGE NO ONE ELSE HAS BAILED OUT OVER THE BAR AT MEDINA .
THANKS FOR READING !!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Monday, February 6, 2012
JUST THINKING
*****
I WAS NOT SHOCKED THE GIANTS WON THE SUPER BOWL . I LIKE THE WAY THE G - MEN PLAY . A LITTLE ROCK EM SOCK EM FOOTBALL .
ELI MANNING IS IN A CLASS OF QUARTERBACKS THAT IT DOES NOT TAKE LONG TO CALL THE ROLE. EASY E IS AMONG THE VERY BEST.
BRADY HAS NOT WON A SB SINCE HE DUMPED THE MOTHER OF HIS CHILD TO MARRY THAT SUPERMODEL .
NEW ENGLAND HAS NOT WON A SB SINCE SPY - GATE WONDER IF THOSE FACTS ARE RELATED ?
A GREAT GAME TO WATCH BUT THEY NEED TO DO AWAY WITH THE HALF - TIME SHOW . IT TAKES TOO LONG & ALWAYS SEEMS TO HAVE SOME OFFENSIVE CONDUCT .
*****
COLLIERVILLE HIGH SCHOOL HAS HAD THEIR SHARE OF CONTROVERSY THIS YEAR .
FIRST THE FOOTBALL COACH GOES ON A RANT THAT DREW NATION - WIDE ATTENTION , NOW BASEBALL HAS A DUMPSTER FIRE .
FOUR PLAYERS ARE NOT ALLOWED TO PLAY BECAUSE THEY CHOSE TO PLAY ON ELITE SUMMER TEAMS .
THIS IS THE SECOND CASE OF THIS HAPPENING AT COLLIERVILLE . I DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW THE DRAGONS CAN LOSE GOOD PLAYERS LIKE THIS .
FIRST TIME AROUND C-VILLE LOST GUYS WHO WENT ON TO PLAY COLLEGE & PRO BASEBALL . NOT TO MENTION THE PLAYERS WHO DECIDED TO GO ELSEWHERE .
DOES COLLIERVILLE HAVE ENOUGH BASEBALL TALENT TO SUSTAIN THESE LOSSES ? IS SUMMER BASEBALL THIS IMPORTANT ? HELP ME UNDERSTAND .
*****
I AM WATCHING THE MUNICIPAL SCHOOLS ISSUE . THE EXPERTS SAY THE MUNIS CAN AFFORD IT . I DON'T KNOW .
MY EXPERIENCE IS THAT A PROJECT ENDS UP COSTING ABOUT 50 % MORE THAN THE ESTIMATE . SO GET READY FOR UNEXPECTED COSTS .
THE ONLY PEOPLE I SEE COMING OUT AHEAD ARE THE CONSULTANTS & THE LAWYERS .
I WISH THE POWERS THAT BE COULD WORK OUT A COMMON SENSE SOLUTION BUT I AM AFRAID THEY HAVE PEED IN THE WATER BOTTLE .
IT LOOKS LIKE A LONG HOT WALK ACROSS THE DESERT WITH NO WATER . NOT MUCH CHANCE TO MAKE IT .
THANKS FOR READING !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I WAS NOT SHOCKED THE GIANTS WON THE SUPER BOWL . I LIKE THE WAY THE G - MEN PLAY . A LITTLE ROCK EM SOCK EM FOOTBALL .
ELI MANNING IS IN A CLASS OF QUARTERBACKS THAT IT DOES NOT TAKE LONG TO CALL THE ROLE. EASY E IS AMONG THE VERY BEST.
BRADY HAS NOT WON A SB SINCE HE DUMPED THE MOTHER OF HIS CHILD TO MARRY THAT SUPERMODEL .
NEW ENGLAND HAS NOT WON A SB SINCE SPY - GATE WONDER IF THOSE FACTS ARE RELATED ?
A GREAT GAME TO WATCH BUT THEY NEED TO DO AWAY WITH THE HALF - TIME SHOW . IT TAKES TOO LONG & ALWAYS SEEMS TO HAVE SOME OFFENSIVE CONDUCT .
*****
COLLIERVILLE HIGH SCHOOL HAS HAD THEIR SHARE OF CONTROVERSY THIS YEAR .
FIRST THE FOOTBALL COACH GOES ON A RANT THAT DREW NATION - WIDE ATTENTION , NOW BASEBALL HAS A DUMPSTER FIRE .
FOUR PLAYERS ARE NOT ALLOWED TO PLAY BECAUSE THEY CHOSE TO PLAY ON ELITE SUMMER TEAMS .
THIS IS THE SECOND CASE OF THIS HAPPENING AT COLLIERVILLE . I DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW THE DRAGONS CAN LOSE GOOD PLAYERS LIKE THIS .
FIRST TIME AROUND C-VILLE LOST GUYS WHO WENT ON TO PLAY COLLEGE & PRO BASEBALL . NOT TO MENTION THE PLAYERS WHO DECIDED TO GO ELSEWHERE .
DOES COLLIERVILLE HAVE ENOUGH BASEBALL TALENT TO SUSTAIN THESE LOSSES ? IS SUMMER BASEBALL THIS IMPORTANT ? HELP ME UNDERSTAND .
*****
I AM WATCHING THE MUNICIPAL SCHOOLS ISSUE . THE EXPERTS SAY THE MUNIS CAN AFFORD IT . I DON'T KNOW .
MY EXPERIENCE IS THAT A PROJECT ENDS UP COSTING ABOUT 50 % MORE THAN THE ESTIMATE . SO GET READY FOR UNEXPECTED COSTS .
THE ONLY PEOPLE I SEE COMING OUT AHEAD ARE THE CONSULTANTS & THE LAWYERS .
I WISH THE POWERS THAT BE COULD WORK OUT A COMMON SENSE SOLUTION BUT I AM AFRAID THEY HAVE PEED IN THE WATER BOTTLE .
IT LOOKS LIKE A LONG HOT WALK ACROSS THE DESERT WITH NO WATER . NOT MUCH CHANCE TO MAKE IT .
THANKS FOR READING !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tuesday, January 31, 2012
GO TIGERS GO
***** I LOVE WATCHING THE MEMPHIS TIGERS PLAY BASKETBALL. I HAVE BEEN AT IT FOR ALMOST 45 YEARS . I WATCHED BACK IN THE CHANNEL 10 DAYS OF DELAYED BROADCASTS .
HUNTER BRECKMAN & BOB NEAUMAN WERE PLAYING & BIG JACK WAS CALLING THE GAMES .
NOW I MUST CONFESS, I DON'T CARE MUCH IF THE TIGERS WIN OR LOSE . I JUST WANT TO SEE CLOSE COMPETITIVE GAMES .
BUT THE REAL FUN IS OBSERVING THE MEMPHIS FANS . YOU KNOW ,THAT BUNCH LIVING ON FANTASY ISLAND .
THOSE THAT BELIEVE THAT MEMPHIS IS AN ELITE NATIONAL PROGRAM . THOSE THAT LINE UP FOR THE FREE ALL YOU CAN EAT BUFFALO CHIPS .
PLEASE ! MEMPHIS IS A GOOD PROGRAM THAT HAS ENJOYED MODERATE SUCCESS .
HOW CAN I SAY SUCH A THING ? LETS US CONSIDER SOME NUMBERS . MEMPHIS HAS NO NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIPS . THERE ARE AT LEAST FIVE SCHOOLS THAT HAVE WON THREE OR MORE .
MEMPHIS HAS BEEN TO THREE FINAL FOURS , ALL IN THE LAST 40 YEARS . YOU CAN'T HARDLY SAY THEY ARE A FREQUENT FLYER .
12 TEAMS HAVE BEEN TO TWICE AS MANY FINAL FOURS AS THE TIGERS . 13 OTHERS HAVE BEEN TO MORE FINAL FOURS THAN MEMPHIS .
THERE IS NOTHING IN THOSE NUMBERS THAT SAYS ELITE NATIONAL PROGRAM .
NOT SO FAST MY FRIEND CORSO WOULD SAY . MEMPHIS IS TIED FOR THE LEAD NATIONALLY WITH MICHIGAN IN VACATED FINAL FOURS WITH TWO .
MEMPHIS HAS HAD FOUR COACHES WHO HAD GREAT IMPACTS.
GENE BARTOW WAS ONLY HERE FOUR YEARS BUT LEFT A HUGE FOOTPRINT .
CLEAN GENE WAS A GREAT GUY BUT I DON'T KNOW HOW HE CREATED THAT MUCH GOOD WILL IN THAT SHORT OF TIME .
MEMPHIS STILL LOVES BARTOW .
DANA KIRK WAS THE BEST X & O MAN THE TIGERS EVER HAD . THE ONLY PROBLEM DANA DID SOME OF HIS BEST SCHEMING OFF THE COURT . BUT DANA COULD GET THE PLAYERS & COACH THEIR BRITCHES OFF .
LOCAL HERO LARRY FINCH WAS A GREAT GUY WHO LOVED FRIED CHICKEN .
LARRY USED HIS HERO STATUS TO GET SOME FINE PLAYERS BUT WASN'T THE BEST BENCH COACH AROUND .
MEMPHIS FANS USED TO FRET THAT ANOTHER SCHOOL WOULD STEAL LARRY . TRUTH WAS LARRY COULD NOT GET A JOB OUTSIDE THE MEMPHIS AREA .
STILL FINCH WAS A GREAT POSITIVE FOR THE PROGRAM .
THEN THERE WAS CAL AKA AS THE LITTLE LIZARD .
PEOPLE STILL HATE CAL FOR TAKING OFF FOR KENTUCKY , A REAL ELITE NATIONAL PROGRAM .
COURSE CAL DID RAID THE MEMPHIS CUB-BOARD ON HIS WAY OUT THE DOOR .
CAL WAS THE VERY BEST AT GETTING PLAYERS BUT WAS NOT MUCH OF A FLOOR COACH . SEE THE KANSAS FINAL FOR REFERENCE .
SO THAT IS TIGER BASKETBALL . SUPER ENTERTAINMENT BUT NOT AN ELITE PROGRAM .
***** I AM PULLING FOE ELI & THE GIANTS SUNDAY .
IF YOU HAD A PERSONALITY CONTEST BETWEEN TOMMY C. & BILLY BELLS IT WOULD BE CALLED FOR LACK OF ACTION .HOW THESE TWO ARE FATHERS MUST BE AN AMAZING STORY .
THESE TWO LIVE WIRES COACHED TOGETHER AS MEMBERS OF BILL PARCELLS STAFF . DON'T YOU KNOW THAT WAS A JOLLY JOLLY ENVIRONMENT .
***** ANOTHER BIT OF FUN IS THE REPUBLA - BLOOD PRIMARY .
WE KNOW ROMNEY BELIEVES IN STATES RIGHTS . MITT BELIVES HE HAS THE RIGHT TO PROMISE DIFFERENT THINGS IN EACH STATE .
I THINK NEWT SUFFERS FROM REPRESSED ANGER . IS THERE ANY WORD ON WHETHER NEWT WAS A BED WETTER AS A CHILD OR YOUNG ADULT ?
UNTIL NEXT TIME !
HUNTER BRECKMAN & BOB NEAUMAN WERE PLAYING & BIG JACK WAS CALLING THE GAMES .
NOW I MUST CONFESS, I DON'T CARE MUCH IF THE TIGERS WIN OR LOSE . I JUST WANT TO SEE CLOSE COMPETITIVE GAMES .
BUT THE REAL FUN IS OBSERVING THE MEMPHIS FANS . YOU KNOW ,THAT BUNCH LIVING ON FANTASY ISLAND .
THOSE THAT BELIEVE THAT MEMPHIS IS AN ELITE NATIONAL PROGRAM . THOSE THAT LINE UP FOR THE FREE ALL YOU CAN EAT BUFFALO CHIPS .
PLEASE ! MEMPHIS IS A GOOD PROGRAM THAT HAS ENJOYED MODERATE SUCCESS .
HOW CAN I SAY SUCH A THING ? LETS US CONSIDER SOME NUMBERS . MEMPHIS HAS NO NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIPS . THERE ARE AT LEAST FIVE SCHOOLS THAT HAVE WON THREE OR MORE .
MEMPHIS HAS BEEN TO THREE FINAL FOURS , ALL IN THE LAST 40 YEARS . YOU CAN'T HARDLY SAY THEY ARE A FREQUENT FLYER .
12 TEAMS HAVE BEEN TO TWICE AS MANY FINAL FOURS AS THE TIGERS . 13 OTHERS HAVE BEEN TO MORE FINAL FOURS THAN MEMPHIS .
THERE IS NOTHING IN THOSE NUMBERS THAT SAYS ELITE NATIONAL PROGRAM .
NOT SO FAST MY FRIEND CORSO WOULD SAY . MEMPHIS IS TIED FOR THE LEAD NATIONALLY WITH MICHIGAN IN VACATED FINAL FOURS WITH TWO .
MEMPHIS HAS HAD FOUR COACHES WHO HAD GREAT IMPACTS.
GENE BARTOW WAS ONLY HERE FOUR YEARS BUT LEFT A HUGE FOOTPRINT .
CLEAN GENE WAS A GREAT GUY BUT I DON'T KNOW HOW HE CREATED THAT MUCH GOOD WILL IN THAT SHORT OF TIME .
MEMPHIS STILL LOVES BARTOW .
DANA KIRK WAS THE BEST X & O MAN THE TIGERS EVER HAD . THE ONLY PROBLEM DANA DID SOME OF HIS BEST SCHEMING OFF THE COURT . BUT DANA COULD GET THE PLAYERS & COACH THEIR BRITCHES OFF .
LOCAL HERO LARRY FINCH WAS A GREAT GUY WHO LOVED FRIED CHICKEN .
LARRY USED HIS HERO STATUS TO GET SOME FINE PLAYERS BUT WASN'T THE BEST BENCH COACH AROUND .
MEMPHIS FANS USED TO FRET THAT ANOTHER SCHOOL WOULD STEAL LARRY . TRUTH WAS LARRY COULD NOT GET A JOB OUTSIDE THE MEMPHIS AREA .
STILL FINCH WAS A GREAT POSITIVE FOR THE PROGRAM .
THEN THERE WAS CAL AKA AS THE LITTLE LIZARD .
PEOPLE STILL HATE CAL FOR TAKING OFF FOR KENTUCKY , A REAL ELITE NATIONAL PROGRAM .
COURSE CAL DID RAID THE MEMPHIS CUB-BOARD ON HIS WAY OUT THE DOOR .
CAL WAS THE VERY BEST AT GETTING PLAYERS BUT WAS NOT MUCH OF A FLOOR COACH . SEE THE KANSAS FINAL FOR REFERENCE .
SO THAT IS TIGER BASKETBALL . SUPER ENTERTAINMENT BUT NOT AN ELITE PROGRAM .
***** I AM PULLING FOE ELI & THE GIANTS SUNDAY .
IF YOU HAD A PERSONALITY CONTEST BETWEEN TOMMY C. & BILLY BELLS IT WOULD BE CALLED FOR LACK OF ACTION .HOW THESE TWO ARE FATHERS MUST BE AN AMAZING STORY .
THESE TWO LIVE WIRES COACHED TOGETHER AS MEMBERS OF BILL PARCELLS STAFF . DON'T YOU KNOW THAT WAS A JOLLY JOLLY ENVIRONMENT .
***** ANOTHER BIT OF FUN IS THE REPUBLA - BLOOD PRIMARY .
WE KNOW ROMNEY BELIEVES IN STATES RIGHTS . MITT BELIVES HE HAS THE RIGHT TO PROMISE DIFFERENT THINGS IN EACH STATE .
I THINK NEWT SUFFERS FROM REPRESSED ANGER . IS THERE ANY WORD ON WHETHER NEWT WAS A BED WETTER AS A CHILD OR YOUNG ADULT ?
UNTIL NEXT TIME !
Tuesday, January 24, 2012
ROLLIN WITH THE ROCK
***** GREAT NFL GAMES LAST WEEK . THE GIANTS / NINERS & THE PATRIOTS / RAVENS .
THE NINERS HAD A GREAT YEAR BUT HAD THE MISFORTUNE TO RUN INTO A HOT GIANTS TEAM .
A VARIABLE BEYOND CONTROL IS THE INJURY FACTOR . FOR THE FIRST TIME THIS SEASON THE GIANTS ARE INJURY FREE .
YOU SAW THE VERY SMALL DIFFERENCE IN WINNING & LOSING IN THE RAVENS / PATS GAME . THE BIRDS WERE INCHES FROM SCORING ON THE LAST TWO PLAYS . THEN MISSED A MAKE-ABLE FIELD GOAL TO TIE ON THE LAST PLAY .
HERE IS A QUESTION FOR YOU . YOU HAVE A PLAY - OFF GAME OUTDOORS ON THE ROAD . WHO DO YOU CHOOSE TO QUARTERBACK YOUR TEAM ?
PEYTON OR ELI ? I THINK PEYTON IS THE GREATEST QB OF OUR TIME . BUT HOW CAN YOU GO WRONG WITH ELI & HIS PLAY - OFF RECORD ON THE ROAD ?
I THINK THE GIANTS CAN GET NEW ENGLAND IF THE G- MEN BALANCE THE RUN / PASS . POUND THOSE BIG BACKS & LET ELI PLAY ACTION .
ELI DOES NOT NEED TO MATCH BRADY PASS FOR PASS . I DO NOT THINK NEW ENGLAND CAN STAND A POWER RUNNING GAME .
IF NEW YORK CAN ESTABLISH THE RUN GAME ,THEN PLAY ACTION PASSING WILL BLOW THE GAME WIDE OPEN .
SHOULD BE A GOOD ONE . GET THE CHIP & DIP READY .
***** I NEED SOMEONE TO VOTE FOR TO BE PRESIDENT . I AM NOT HAPPY WITH ANYONE RUNNING .
I THINK THE REPUBA - BLOODS ARE DOING A GREAT JOB TO RE -ELECT THE DEMO - CRIP OBAMA . .
OUR MAJOR PARTIES ARE NO BETTER THAN STREET GANGS . THEY BOTH ARE OUT TO STEAL ALL THEY CAN .
I THINK SOME OF THE STORE - SITTERS AT MEDINA & THOSE OLD GUYS WHO HANG OUT AT THE MILAN WAL-MART ARE BETTER THAN THE BOZOS WHO ARE RUNNING .
MAD MITT , NAUGHTY NEWT , & BOZO BARRY ! WHAT A CHOICE !!
***** ONE OF THE BRAVEST PEOPLE I KNOW IS CHILI PEPPER . NOTHING BOTHERS THAT GIRL .
SHE CAN FACE ANY CRISIS WITH A PERFECT CALM . SHE HAS EVERYTHING UNDER CONTROL .
WHATEVER PITCH LIFE THROWS AT HER , SHE HITS IT OUT OF THE PARK .
I ASKED CHILI PEPPER " WHAT IS YOUR SECRET ? HOW DO YOU HANDLE THINGS SO WELL ?
SHE SAID " IF YOU HAVE BEEN MARRIED TO ROCKY GRAVES FOR 40 YEARS , WHAT WORSE CAN THERE BE . "
I GUESS SHE HAS A POINT .
THANK YOU FOR READING !!!!!!!!
THE NINERS HAD A GREAT YEAR BUT HAD THE MISFORTUNE TO RUN INTO A HOT GIANTS TEAM .
A VARIABLE BEYOND CONTROL IS THE INJURY FACTOR . FOR THE FIRST TIME THIS SEASON THE GIANTS ARE INJURY FREE .
YOU SAW THE VERY SMALL DIFFERENCE IN WINNING & LOSING IN THE RAVENS / PATS GAME . THE BIRDS WERE INCHES FROM SCORING ON THE LAST TWO PLAYS . THEN MISSED A MAKE-ABLE FIELD GOAL TO TIE ON THE LAST PLAY .
HERE IS A QUESTION FOR YOU . YOU HAVE A PLAY - OFF GAME OUTDOORS ON THE ROAD . WHO DO YOU CHOOSE TO QUARTERBACK YOUR TEAM ?
PEYTON OR ELI ? I THINK PEYTON IS THE GREATEST QB OF OUR TIME . BUT HOW CAN YOU GO WRONG WITH ELI & HIS PLAY - OFF RECORD ON THE ROAD ?
I THINK THE GIANTS CAN GET NEW ENGLAND IF THE G- MEN BALANCE THE RUN / PASS . POUND THOSE BIG BACKS & LET ELI PLAY ACTION .
ELI DOES NOT NEED TO MATCH BRADY PASS FOR PASS . I DO NOT THINK NEW ENGLAND CAN STAND A POWER RUNNING GAME .
IF NEW YORK CAN ESTABLISH THE RUN GAME ,THEN PLAY ACTION PASSING WILL BLOW THE GAME WIDE OPEN .
SHOULD BE A GOOD ONE . GET THE CHIP & DIP READY .
***** I NEED SOMEONE TO VOTE FOR TO BE PRESIDENT . I AM NOT HAPPY WITH ANYONE RUNNING .
I THINK THE REPUBA - BLOODS ARE DOING A GREAT JOB TO RE -ELECT THE DEMO - CRIP OBAMA . .
OUR MAJOR PARTIES ARE NO BETTER THAN STREET GANGS . THEY BOTH ARE OUT TO STEAL ALL THEY CAN .
I THINK SOME OF THE STORE - SITTERS AT MEDINA & THOSE OLD GUYS WHO HANG OUT AT THE MILAN WAL-MART ARE BETTER THAN THE BOZOS WHO ARE RUNNING .
MAD MITT , NAUGHTY NEWT , & BOZO BARRY ! WHAT A CHOICE !!
***** ONE OF THE BRAVEST PEOPLE I KNOW IS CHILI PEPPER . NOTHING BOTHERS THAT GIRL .
SHE CAN FACE ANY CRISIS WITH A PERFECT CALM . SHE HAS EVERYTHING UNDER CONTROL .
WHATEVER PITCH LIFE THROWS AT HER , SHE HITS IT OUT OF THE PARK .
I ASKED CHILI PEPPER " WHAT IS YOUR SECRET ? HOW DO YOU HANDLE THINGS SO WELL ?
SHE SAID " IF YOU HAVE BEEN MARRIED TO ROCKY GRAVES FOR 40 YEARS , WHAT WORSE CAN THERE BE . "
I GUESS SHE HAS A POINT .
THANK YOU FOR READING !!!!!!!!
Tuesday, January 17, 2012
ALL AROUND TOWN
***** THE MUNICIPAL SCHOOLS SEEM TO HAVE A BREAK - THROUGH . A STUDY SAYS THE NEW SYSTEMS WOULD RECEIVE THE EXISTING BUILDINGS WITHOUT COST .
IF TRUE , THIS WOULD REMOVE THE HIGH COST HURDLE BLOCKING THE TRACK . G - TOWN , BARTLETT , & COLLIERVILLE COULD AFFORD TO START THEIR OWN SCHOOLS.
THEY CAN HAVE ALL THE COMMITTEES & TRANSITION TEAMS THEY WANT BUT THE UNIFIED SCHOOL DISTRICT WILL FAIL . YOU CAN NOT FORCE A SCHOOL SYSTEM ON PEOPLE WITH OPTIONS .
THEY WILL PRIVATE SCHOOL ,HOME SCHOOL, OR RELOCATE . ALL YOU HAVE REMAINING ARE THOSE WITH NO CHOICE . HARD TO MAKE IT WITHOUT RESOURCES .
YOU THINK PEOPLE WITH A CHOICE ARE GOING WITH KRINER 'GIVE ME MORE' CASH & THOSE BOZOS . GET REAL !
***** I WATCHED MEMPHIS BEAT SOUTHERN MISS. THE TIGERS PLAYED A BUNCH OF 1-3-1 ZONE . PLAYED IT FAIRLY WELL . IT SURE BEFUDDLED THE EAGLES.
WATCHING TOOK ME DOWN MEMORY LANE ALMOST 30 YEARS . I COACHED A VERY GOOD WOMEN'S BASKETBALL TEAM THAT PLAYED A LOT OF 1-3-1 ZONE .
THESE LADIES HAD THE PERFECT PERSONNEL FOR THE 1-3-1 ZONE & WERE AN EXCELLENT DEFENSIVE TEAM FINISHING 24 -3 .
YOU USED TO SEE THE 1-3-1 A LOT . JERRY PETERS AT MUS WAS THE MASTER . FAIRLEY & HAMILTON PLAYED IT ALSO . UP IN THE COUNTRY A COACH NAMED JOE DAN WOOTEN WAS ULTRA -SUCCESSFUL PLAYING THIS ZONE .
CHESTER COUNTY WAS KNOWN FOR THE 1-3-1 . REMEMBER ALAMO PLAYING THE 1-3-1 . NANCY NORWOOD AT MILLINGTON & JOE BROCK AT COLLIERVILLE HAD GOOD TEAMS WITH THIS DEFENSE .
JUST A WORD ABOUT MY GIRLS . OTHER COACHES SAID YOU HAD TO BABY GIRLS , COULD NOT WORK THEM TOO HARD & THEY WHINED AND SO ON .
NOT MY GIRLS . THEY HAD THE MENTALITY OF A BUNCH OF ISRAELI COMMANDOS . THEY WERE TOUGHER THAN THE FOOTBALL TEAMS I COACHED WHICH WERE GREAT TEAMS .
I WONDER WHAT MY GIRLS THINK OF THESE TEAMS TODAY . I GUARANTEE OUR TEAM WOULD BEAT THESE TEAMS TODAY 20 OR 30 POINTS .
LORD HELP WHAT LIONEL JONES & MITCHELL WOULD DO TO THEM .
***** IT IS NOT HARD TO FIND GREAT BAR B -Q IN MEMPHIS . I THINK YOU HAVE MANY GOOD PLACES ALL OVER TOWN . IN FACT, YOU CAN'T NAME AN AREA OF TOWN THAT DOES NOT HAVE A GOOD PLACE .
ALL THIS SAID , I WOULD LIKE TO CALL OUT PAYNE'S FOR MY BEST SANDWICH. VERY LARGE FOR A LOW PRICE . A MOST UNUSUAL SAUCE THAT IS FINE .
MY GOOD FRIEND & RENOWNED FOOD CRITIC DR. WINE PUTS PAYNE'S AT THE TOP . IF YOU ARE ON LAMAR LOOK FOR PAYNE'S .
REMEMBER THE MEDINA RULE OF NUTRITION ;
IF IT IS GREEN IT IS TROUBLE
IF IT IS FRIED GET DOUBLE
THANK YOU FOR READING !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
IF TRUE , THIS WOULD REMOVE THE HIGH COST HURDLE BLOCKING THE TRACK . G - TOWN , BARTLETT , & COLLIERVILLE COULD AFFORD TO START THEIR OWN SCHOOLS.
THEY CAN HAVE ALL THE COMMITTEES & TRANSITION TEAMS THEY WANT BUT THE UNIFIED SCHOOL DISTRICT WILL FAIL . YOU CAN NOT FORCE A SCHOOL SYSTEM ON PEOPLE WITH OPTIONS .
THEY WILL PRIVATE SCHOOL ,HOME SCHOOL, OR RELOCATE . ALL YOU HAVE REMAINING ARE THOSE WITH NO CHOICE . HARD TO MAKE IT WITHOUT RESOURCES .
YOU THINK PEOPLE WITH A CHOICE ARE GOING WITH KRINER 'GIVE ME MORE' CASH & THOSE BOZOS . GET REAL !
***** I WATCHED MEMPHIS BEAT SOUTHERN MISS. THE TIGERS PLAYED A BUNCH OF 1-3-1 ZONE . PLAYED IT FAIRLY WELL . IT SURE BEFUDDLED THE EAGLES.
WATCHING TOOK ME DOWN MEMORY LANE ALMOST 30 YEARS . I COACHED A VERY GOOD WOMEN'S BASKETBALL TEAM THAT PLAYED A LOT OF 1-3-1 ZONE .
THESE LADIES HAD THE PERFECT PERSONNEL FOR THE 1-3-1 ZONE & WERE AN EXCELLENT DEFENSIVE TEAM FINISHING 24 -3 .
YOU USED TO SEE THE 1-3-1 A LOT . JERRY PETERS AT MUS WAS THE MASTER . FAIRLEY & HAMILTON PLAYED IT ALSO . UP IN THE COUNTRY A COACH NAMED JOE DAN WOOTEN WAS ULTRA -SUCCESSFUL PLAYING THIS ZONE .
CHESTER COUNTY WAS KNOWN FOR THE 1-3-1 . REMEMBER ALAMO PLAYING THE 1-3-1 . NANCY NORWOOD AT MILLINGTON & JOE BROCK AT COLLIERVILLE HAD GOOD TEAMS WITH THIS DEFENSE .
JUST A WORD ABOUT MY GIRLS . OTHER COACHES SAID YOU HAD TO BABY GIRLS , COULD NOT WORK THEM TOO HARD & THEY WHINED AND SO ON .
NOT MY GIRLS . THEY HAD THE MENTALITY OF A BUNCH OF ISRAELI COMMANDOS . THEY WERE TOUGHER THAN THE FOOTBALL TEAMS I COACHED WHICH WERE GREAT TEAMS .
I WONDER WHAT MY GIRLS THINK OF THESE TEAMS TODAY . I GUARANTEE OUR TEAM WOULD BEAT THESE TEAMS TODAY 20 OR 30 POINTS .
LORD HELP WHAT LIONEL JONES & MITCHELL WOULD DO TO THEM .
***** IT IS NOT HARD TO FIND GREAT BAR B -Q IN MEMPHIS . I THINK YOU HAVE MANY GOOD PLACES ALL OVER TOWN . IN FACT, YOU CAN'T NAME AN AREA OF TOWN THAT DOES NOT HAVE A GOOD PLACE .
ALL THIS SAID , I WOULD LIKE TO CALL OUT PAYNE'S FOR MY BEST SANDWICH. VERY LARGE FOR A LOW PRICE . A MOST UNUSUAL SAUCE THAT IS FINE .
MY GOOD FRIEND & RENOWNED FOOD CRITIC DR. WINE PUTS PAYNE'S AT THE TOP . IF YOU ARE ON LAMAR LOOK FOR PAYNE'S .
REMEMBER THE MEDINA RULE OF NUTRITION ;
IF IT IS GREEN IT IS TROUBLE
IF IT IS FRIED GET DOUBLE
THANK YOU FOR READING !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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